Foreman Mills?! Bitch Please.

Hola! What it do shawties? wait before i get started I have to ask yall a question. Is it just me or is R. Kelly tryna be slick in his remix to Raheems Davaughns song "customer"? Yall know the part where he be like, "shawty if ya thirsty, i got some real good lemonade..." Bitch i know you like to piss on little gurls...are you talkin bout pissin on somebody? you nasty lil bastard. Robert i know you over there talkin bout pissin on somebody. you just nasty. and dont think i didnt hear you on the make it rain remix too...PERV! I'd punch him in the balls if i ever got the chance.

Anyway.

This isnt anything recent but i was talkin to a coworker of mine last night about MGD. Lemme explain him first. He's 24, has only a part time job, no license, no car, and obviously he still lives at home. He is madly in love with me, a 22 year old, full AND part time job having, car owning, own apartment with no roommate, woman. Yes, he treats me better than any other man ever has and hes sooooo sweet. but sweet love dont pay the bills honey. and why would i want a man that doesnt work as hard as me?! dont even waste your time answerin that bc i dont. Let me get back to what i was postin about.

In December, MGD emails me to tell me that he loves me. this is the first time that he had said it. i was shocked. in the same email he tells me that he wants to take me shopping at...you guessed it. Foreman Mills. WTF?!?! Do i look like a FM type chick to you?! For the 2 chicks that know me personally on my blog, they will tell you the answer is no. now dont get it twisted. ill rock a target t-shirt in a heartbeat. one of my cutest belts came from walmart. but Forman Mills is for people wit 8 kids. If you live in the DC area then you know what im talkin bout. Honestly, i didnt even know that FM carried adult clothes!!! i'm sorry but i think that THAT email was when any teeny weeny tiny bit of hope that i had about us bein anything more than friends with occasional benefits was crushed. (that and that the time that i was layin in his bed and woke up at 5 oclock in the morning bc of the yellow flashin lights of the repo man were beamin through the window like natrual light...they were repossesing the rental bc the car they had before had already been repossesed) I mean, thats not the kind of life i want to live!! My mom raised me on Macys!! Im a Macys gurl and if i never bc a Nordstrom/Neiman Marcus chick at least ill die with Apple Bottom Jeans and clearance Steve Madden boots (dont fake like yall dont know bout the Macys shoe sale!) and not the Foreman Mills knockoff. What do yall think? To be honest, I could giuve a shit! Im screamin MACYS til i die!! * Throws the "west side" sign upside down and crip walks*

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