Is he really that triflin?!

Ok. So a couple weeks ago, I met a guy at Candy's girlfriends graduation party. he was cute and we exchanged numbers. So, the Tuesday before Christmas he asked me if i wanted to grab a bite to eat at Pentagon City for lunch. I agreed and we met there. Now, he didnt pay for my food (even tho HE invited ME to lunch) but i wasnt trippin. I figured that maybe he just wanted to get a good look at me to make sure i wasnt ugly, since we met in a dark party. We hit it off and decided that we would spend new years eve together.

Now, fast foward through christmas and onto the day before new years eve which i think was a Tuesday. He emails me at work and asks if i wanted to see a movie. I agreed, but by the end of the day i relaized that i hadnt had ANYTHING to eat, so i call him and ask if we can go to dinner. He says that he already made some salisbury steak but that we could go out anyway, I asked him if he was sure and he said yes. So i make my way out to Landover. On the way there we decided that we were going to get Outback. So I arrive at his house and this is where the triflinessocity begins:

Triflinessocity #1:

He opens the door and is still pullin his sweat er over his head, but he's not fast enough for me to NOT see the BIG ASS holes in his tank top. Yes, holes. Like he wrapped a baby tiger in his shirt and it was trying to get free, those kind of holes.

Triflinessocity #2:

I ignore the holes (because as long as they are under your shirt that has nothin to do with me gettin my grub on FOR FREE!!! We walk down the steps and get to the parking lot and he's walkin to my car....and im walkin to his. Im like, what the hell are you doin? I'm not drivin! So he comes over to his car (like i knew he would) adn we are on our way to Outback. Once we get there...

Triflinessocity #3:

He leans into me and says, "oh yeah, i was going to tell you that since i thought we were going to the movies...i only brought 25 dollars."

Ummmm...yeah. So i tell him that I hope he can eat for 25 dollars bc he is payin for his self. And I'm payin for mine. Yall...remember that I hadnt eaten all day so i was too hungry to get as pissed as I would if my stomach was full. We are seated (by this FOINE ass server) and then...

Triflinessocity #4:

He starts embarrassin the SHIT outta me. he proceeds to ask the FOINE ass server how much drinks are. and i dont mean drinks in general...i mean, like several DIFFERENT drinks. Yall, if i was white, i woulda been red. The server is visibly irritated but dude finally settled on a bud light. I order my food and dinner was ok. we talked a while and i almost forgot about how triflin he had been...almost.

We leave the restuarant and we are listenin to Sade' Cherish The Day. He tells me that he plays the bass guitar and that he can play me that song when we got to his house. I said ok, but that i wasnt stayin long bc i hadda work the next day.

when we got to his house, he played the song...but then he goes, "hold on, lemme slip into somethin more comfortable" (i lie to you not, he really said that) and when he pulls his pants down.....

HIS BOXERS HAVE HOLES IN THEM TOO!!!!

I could see ALL his junk. omg. just omg.

I got up and left. and to make the rest of this long story short, I ignored his calls on New Years which prompted him to drunk call me and leave me a funny ass message cussin me out. then Saturday, he texte me and asked me why i wasnt speakin to him and when i responded that he had holes in his boxers his reply was:

Awww girl it was laundry day!

::dead::

pink.

My Week of Rejection

Ok...so ima try and make this short, but detailed. The romantical night I had planned for reMet...never happened. He cancelled at the last minute. Which, in my heart i KNEW would happen. I guess he's still bitter about me blowin him off but I just feel like that was real extra for him to wait a WHOLE year to do it. But whatever, i got the money back for the room so I'm not really trippin. I'm just disappointed bc I put so much effort into makin it a nice evening.

So instead of doing that, I ended up at LOVE nightclub Friday night partying in VIP. I had soooo mmuch fun!! I think the 2 drinks that i had helped keep my mind off of how i was supposed to be snuggled up next to a fine black man that evening. I looked sooo cute and it was mad dudes tryna get at me. Thats the first time that I have had a good time at the club since I was in Vegas.

So onto to the rest of my rejection weekend. there was another guy that I had met a couple of weeks ago through a co worker of mine. we'll call him Mr. Moneybags...I spent Christmas Eve over his house...OMG yall. His apartment....LAID OUT!! that joint was BAD ok?? I dont know how much money he makes but he lives in Downtown Silver Spring on the 12th Floor of some apartments called The Georgian. When I walked into his apartment the view was OBSCENE! there is like this huge ass window with a view of the city....he had artwork, niiiiiice furniture, a big ass flat panel tv, some kind of expensive ass guitar hangin on the wall, a ginormous, insanely high bed, and his bathroom smelled sooooo good. He cooked some porkchops which were to die for and we watched The Strangers. He had really good conversation and he was really down to earth. Well, I called him on Saturday to see what he was doing and he called me back...to tell me that him and his ex got back together...boooo on that. But he said that he wanted to be friends still which i guess isnt that bad. But still.

I feel like other things happened...but i cant really remember what it is. My homegirl FINALLY got engaged tho!! Im so excited for her!! Not to mention that I have already been notified of my bridesmaid status...the wedding is May 2010 so I have time to get in the gym to make sure i look EXTRA fly!! I cant wait to see all the single men...lmao!!

This holiday was a whirlwind. Im glad its over. New things for me in 09! Yall watch and see what i tell you.

Peace, Love and Souuuuuul!

*** Oh shit!!! i remember what it was i had to tell you...but itll be in a post all by itself tomorrow morning...PROMISE!!!

pink.

Did you miss me?!

Ok...wait. Please dont cuss me out. I have been ding some internal reflecting. I couldnt blog...i just didnt have it in me. But alot has happened since my last post. Remember the dude that stood me up for dinner at the Cheesecake Factory? I think that we were callin him ReMet...but i have to think of another name bc i dont like that one....*thinkin*...oh bother...i dont know right now. Anyway, we have been talkin and *sigh* I really like him. Of course we had to discuss why he hadnt been callin me and why he had been blowin me off. He said that had lost his job and that he was embarrassed. He didnt know what to say to me so he just didnt call. Which i believe, but i dont agree with. I know that everyone goes through their hard times and im not even the type of girl to be on no shit like that. As long as he is lookin and trying then im ok. We talked about that and he have been speakin everyday for the most part. He says that he is still kinda cautious about me, bc I blew him off before (he also said that because of me, we arent in a relationship now). and I can understand that. Thats why I am planning a nice romantic evening for just me and him on Friday. I wanted to do it on NYE bc thats when we met last year (i thought that weould be cute, lol) but he already has plans and so do i...so Friday it is.

I'm soooo excited! I reserved a room at the Savoy Suites on Wisconsin Ave (for all my DC bloggers) and it has a view overlookin the city. Ima get some Champagne, maybe some strawberries...then im gonna bathe him...oooohwee!! lol...give him a nice loooong massage...you know, cater to my (almost) man and shit lmao! and let him know that i am serious and that i wouldnt try to break his heart. I am going to pick out my lingerie (par of this is for him..the other part is for me. Ive never done somethin like this for anyone and I reallllly reallly want to.)

I hope this goes well and my effort is not for nothing. I dont think it will be though..and i WILL give yall an update. By the way...pix from the xmas party...i will try to post those tonight...as soon as i find my USB cable.

I hope yall had a good Christmas!

pink.

Decisions...decisions. I need YOUR help!!

Hello there good people.

Ok...my christmas party is 11 days away and I have NOT bought a dress yet. I am going to give you 3 choices...i need you guys to tell me which ones you like the best.



I like this one bc its fitted and its also a turtle neck. I dont like to be all exposed during the winter time. I feel like it shows off alot of leg but its ok because the twinsll be covered so its not scandalous. Plus the blue is reaaaaalllly pretty, yes?



Isnt this color purty?! I love this color. The only thing that i am apprehensive about is that its strapless. I hate wearing strapless bras bc i cant ever find one that i dont have to pull up all the time. But its longer than the first one, so thats a plus.




Out of the three i think this one is my least fave. I dont really like the color red cuz everbody wears red to a christmas party. I like the style of the dress though. I picked it in red bc it only came in 2 other colors: Black and grey. And neither one of those are cute for a christmas party.

So dont you see my problem?? And i dont want to end up wearing somethng that i already have...so please HELP ME!!!! *im looking right at fashion guru*

On the road again...

By the way u have to sing the title of the post like donkey in shrek. Thx.

Anyway. It is ass crack early. Like 430 early. Right now I am bloggin from the comfort of a heated seat. We just left for ohio.

Moving on...what did I wanna blog about today? Oh yea...family. My family would be funny to most of you. I have one aunt who is a tiptoe away from 50 years old tombout she's a biker bitch fa liiiife! And my other aunt is the drunk one. A 24 year old cousin who won't get his life together, a cousin who just came out the closet (but she was like queen latifah...u already knew) And my whole family with the exception of my grandmothers smoke weed. That's probably what will be goin on later tonight. That seems to be how they welcome us. Spark some green, play a lil music, crack open a bottle of hard liquor and shuffle the cards!

Don't get me wrong...there's nothin wrong with havin a goodtime...but this is EVERYNIGHT. I do not lie about this.

Back to where I was supposed to be goin wit this. My greatgrandma is in her 80's. I have no way of knowin which 80 bc she be switchin it up erytime u ask, lol. I decided that I was going to talk to her about the civil rights movement. You kno, see what she had to say about a black prez. My gg loooooves to tell a story honey. Especially when she has an audience!

The only thing is she's been halfway diagnosed wit alzheimers so her mind gets a lil outta order sometimes. And she's been gettn a lil violent. GG was fiesty (when I say fiesty I mean she used to fight niggaz...literally. My GG has shot someone yall) and they say that with alzheimer patients they tend to revert back to when they were young. Hell, just the other day she jumped in some sweet lil ol ladys face and told her to mind her muthafuckin bizniz. *givin GG the side eye*

Who's gg does that?? Lmao...I got a gangsta gg yall. So hopefully I can get some good stories out of her...

Yall be good...

Pink.