Ok...so ima try and make this short, but detailed. The romantical night I had planned for reMet...never happened. He cancelled at the last minute. Which, in my heart i KNEW would happen. I guess he's still bitter about me blowin him off but I just feel like that was real extra for him to wait a WHOLE year to do it. But whatever, i got the money back for the room so I'm not really trippin. I'm just disappointed bc I put so much effort into makin it a nice evening.
So instead of doing that, I ended up at LOVE nightclub Friday night partying in VIP. I had soooo mmuch fun!! I think the 2 drinks that i had helped keep my mind off of how i was supposed to be snuggled up next to a fine black man that evening. I looked sooo cute and it was mad dudes tryna get at me. Thats the first time that I have had a good time at the club since I was in Vegas.
So onto to the rest of my rejection weekend. there was another guy that I had met a couple of weeks ago through a co worker of mine. we'll call him Mr. Moneybags...I spent Christmas Eve over his house...OMG yall. His apartment....LAID OUT!! that joint was BAD ok?? I dont know how much money he makes but he lives in Downtown Silver Spring on the 12th Floor of some apartments called The Georgian. When I walked into his apartment the view was OBSCENE! there is like this huge ass window with a view of the city....he had artwork, niiiiiice furniture, a big ass flat panel tv, some kind of expensive ass guitar hangin on the wall, a ginormous, insanely high bed, and his bathroom smelled sooooo good. He cooked some porkchops which were to die for and we watched The Strangers. He had really good conversation and he was really down to earth. Well, I called him on Saturday to see what he was doing and he called me back...to tell me that him and his ex got back together...boooo on that. But he said that he wanted to be friends still which i guess isnt that bad. But still.
I feel like other things happened...but i cant really remember what it is. My homegirl FINALLY got engaged tho!! Im so excited for her!! Not to mention that I have already been notified of my bridesmaid status...the wedding is May 2010 so I have time to get in the gym to make sure i look EXTRA fly!! I cant wait to see all the single men...lmao!!
This holiday was a whirlwind. Im glad its over. New things for me in 09! Yall watch and see what i tell you.
Peace, Love and Souuuuuul!
*** Oh shit!!! i remember what it was i had to tell you...but itll be in a post all by itself tomorrow morning...PROMISE!!!
pink.
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05 January 2009
10 December 2008
Dinner wit the Ex
Well well...whats there to tell?
NOTHIN.
Why? Bc he never called or texted or nothin. And after his actions and a good conversation with iCandy about it, Im not worried about a friendship with him. It's obvious that he has not changed. I dealt with this type of behavior in the relationship...but the beauty of being single is that i dont have to put up wit that shit anymore..ya dig?
-I just got a text from him saying that something came up...but you knew that something came up last night. you should have said that then. Sorry Charlie...but youre a day late and a dollar short.-
Now if he wants to be friends, great. But that means that he is going to have to put in extra work and i cant say whether i will meet him halfway; it all just depends on which way the wind blows =)
I am very happy with myself. I didnt get worked up or anything. He's not worth it. When i didnt hear from him by 5, I went and got a niiiiice loooong luxuriooooous pedicure. And then I got a phone call from a guy on match.com. We had some cool conversation. I checked out his pick...he aiiiight. The only thing is that he lives in Dumfries,VA. Ummm i know i wanna be in love and all, but ion know if love gon take me that far, right? lmao...plus,for real for real...what's love got to do with it? lol.
After I chatted with him for awhile, I decided to give this guy a call. DOnt ask me why...I just felt like I should. The last time we talked was when he stood me up and I just wanted to know what really happened.
He said that when we "re-met" that he was already involved with someone and he wanted to talk to me but he knew it wasnt fair. So he stopped callin (which is what i did to him earlier in the year). He said that they broke up a couple weeks ago but that he knew he couldnt just call me up and say, "hey! im back!" so he just didnt call.
Anyway, we are both single now. So we'll see what happens. He wants to see me tonight. I have a date with Island Breeze on Thursday and Mr. 20 wants me to come over on Friday. Then I have my party Saturday, so I'll be pretty occupied. Sunday Ima just relax...
I'll catch up wit yall!
Oh yeah! Amber...Red Robin is the bomb dot com...you need to go lol
pink.
NOTHIN.
Why? Bc he never called or texted or nothin. And after his actions and a good conversation with iCandy about it, Im not worried about a friendship with him. It's obvious that he has not changed. I dealt with this type of behavior in the relationship...but the beauty of being single is that i dont have to put up wit that shit anymore..ya dig?
-I just got a text from him saying that something came up...but you knew that something came up last night. you should have said that then. Sorry Charlie...but youre a day late and a dollar short.-
Now if he wants to be friends, great. But that means that he is going to have to put in extra work and i cant say whether i will meet him halfway; it all just depends on which way the wind blows =)
I am very happy with myself. I didnt get worked up or anything. He's not worth it. When i didnt hear from him by 5, I went and got a niiiiice loooong luxuriooooous pedicure. And then I got a phone call from a guy on match.com. We had some cool conversation. I checked out his pick...he aiiiight. The only thing is that he lives in Dumfries,VA. Ummm i know i wanna be in love and all, but ion know if love gon take me that far, right? lmao...plus,for real for real...what's love got to do with it? lol.
After I chatted with him for awhile, I decided to give this guy a call. DOnt ask me why...I just felt like I should. The last time we talked was when he stood me up and I just wanted to know what really happened.
He said that when we "re-met" that he was already involved with someone and he wanted to talk to me but he knew it wasnt fair. So he stopped callin (which is what i did to him earlier in the year). He said that they broke up a couple weeks ago but that he knew he couldnt just call me up and say, "hey! im back!" so he just didnt call.
Anyway, we are both single now. So we'll see what happens. He wants to see me tonight. I have a date with Island Breeze on Thursday and Mr. 20 wants me to come over on Friday. Then I have my party Saturday, so I'll be pretty occupied. Sunday Ima just relax...
I'll catch up wit yall!
Oh yeah! Amber...Red Robin is the bomb dot com...you need to go lol
pink.
28 August 2008
I dont like it...not one bit!
Yall know what bothers me sometimes? Its a relatively small thing, i guess. But it irks me just the same...I HATE when old white men wear thin ass button up shirts and have the NERVE not to wear a wife beater or t-shirt underneath. You know yo mama taught you better than that! I was walkin down the hall at work yesterday and this old white Steve Martin lookin boi turns the corner and all i see is flabbly skin and hairy nipples. It was so nasty i wanted to punch MYSELF in the face. And the thing is, is that i KNOW he knows better. And if he doesnt then his wife aint doin her damn job bc i'd kick my husbands ass twice if he even thought about walkin out the house like that.
The other thing i cant stand is when men (or women cuz it happens to them too)sweat through their shirts. I mean, i know that its over active sweat glands but damn! I know the doctor can prescribe somethin to keep that in check!
Oh! and another thing. If you sit in a small office please dont bring the plate that your Antie LooLoo made you from the fish fry on Sunday for lunch. After you warm it up, that shit STANKS. And then when i go to warm up my poppy seed muffin 20 minutes later, it tastes like Catfish and hot sauce. You better hope im not that hungry cuz i WILL punch you in the back of your head.
Let's see....what else? Cuz im havin fun, lol. Or maybe I'll leave it up to yall...this might be a regular thing if yall act right! Tell 'Em Why You Mad Thursdays!! I want Anger! Pissedoffedness! Hilarity! Shit I really just want some entertainment bc im bored as hell...
Annnnnnd action!
pink.
The other thing i cant stand is when men (or women cuz it happens to them too)sweat through their shirts. I mean, i know that its over active sweat glands but damn! I know the doctor can prescribe somethin to keep that in check!
Oh! and another thing. If you sit in a small office please dont bring the plate that your Antie LooLoo made you from the fish fry on Sunday for lunch. After you warm it up, that shit STANKS. And then when i go to warm up my poppy seed muffin 20 minutes later, it tastes like Catfish and hot sauce. You better hope im not that hungry cuz i WILL punch you in the back of your head.
Let's see....what else? Cuz im havin fun, lol. Or maybe I'll leave it up to yall...this might be a regular thing if yall act right! Tell 'Em Why You Mad Thursdays!! I want Anger! Pissedoffedness! Hilarity! Shit I really just want some entertainment bc im bored as hell...
Annnnnnd action!
pink.
21 July 2008
Weekend Wrap-up
Woooow! That went by soo fast. I feel like i just wrote one of these yesterday! Anyway....
Friday: I get off at my part time job and MGD asks me if i wanna go to the bar. Now usually, I just wanna go home and relax after workin a 70 hour week but i had off the next day so why not? I get to his house, pick him up and we head to Bostons. (Oh bostons how i love thee! I sooo heart your southwest ravioli...mmmmmm) Once we get there, I request my usually server Michelle and I order my SW ravioli and a malibu and coke. MGD orders a heineken. We talk for a while and out of no where MGD asks if i wanna do a shot of Patron. Now, I dont drink like that...i usually stick to my amaretto sours and malibu and cokes...they taste good and dont get me drunk.
*side-note:* Ive only been drunk once. Seriously! It was New Years that just passed....i acted a damned fool up in adams morgan...you hear me?! *taps the computer screen*
Anyway, i was a little nervous about it but i let him order them. We got the shots, and we get ready to do them...i punk out. MGD does his and he is makin the face of nastiness. He takes a sip of his beer and then.....
THIS BITCH THROWS UP....IN THE RESTAURANT...AT THE TABLE.
He ran to the bathroom to finish i guess, but the damage had been done. I was disgusted, embarrassed and mad as hell! The manager comes and cleans it up but he is rollin his eyes so hard at me that i thought they were gonna get stuck. People were lookin...omg it was horrible. Then MGD comes back to the table talkin bout," They kickin us out." Michelle was nice about it tho...she offered him some water and kept askin if he was ok. i asked her for the bill and when she brought this fool gon ask me if i wanna go half...WTF?! I payed half and hauled ass outta there...i pulled up at his house and before he could get his feet all the way out the door i was pullin off. Ol cant hold my liquor lookin boy! Best believe his ass gave me that 30 dollars back tho. shit.
Saturday: Nothin to report. I laid in bed all day. [B I G C H E E S E!]
Sunday: Woke up and made plans to see the Dark Knight wit Island Breeze, who by the way knows alll about my blog thanks to facebook lol. *Everybody wave hi to island breeze!* I could tell that he liked being written about...he was lookin for all the posts that had stuff to do wit him...sorry babe, not that many lmao! We met up in his neck of the woods and after i spent all that time shavin and gettin all sexified do you know this fool aint say NATHAN about how good i looked?! NOTHIN! i got in his car (i loooove his car its sooo pretty) and he didnt say anything. we got to the movies and he didnt say anything. we left the movies and he didnt say anything. i was a little pissed about that. but we talked about it later and i set him straight!! lol. Next time ima show up in some sweatpants and a white tee and see what the hell he thinks about that! lol.
The Dark Knight was sooooo good! It made 150 million at the box office opening weekend!! Definitely worth it and Heath Ledger played the HELL outta Joker!! He was creepy but for some reason i liked him. I wish he was still alive to do a part 2...cuz that joint would be off the chain! and Christian Bale...oh honey help me cuz that man did Batmans outfit justice!! That is a fine ass white man. fine ass white man!!
yall may see another post from me today...the boss is still out =)
pink.
Friday: I get off at my part time job and MGD asks me if i wanna go to the bar. Now usually, I just wanna go home and relax after workin a 70 hour week but i had off the next day so why not? I get to his house, pick him up and we head to Bostons. (Oh bostons how i love thee! I sooo heart your southwest ravioli...mmmmmm) Once we get there, I request my usually server Michelle and I order my SW ravioli and a malibu and coke. MGD orders a heineken. We talk for a while and out of no where MGD asks if i wanna do a shot of Patron. Now, I dont drink like that...i usually stick to my amaretto sours and malibu and cokes...they taste good and dont get me drunk.
*side-note:* Ive only been drunk once. Seriously! It was New Years that just passed....i acted a damned fool up in adams morgan...you hear me?! *taps the computer screen*
Anyway, i was a little nervous about it but i let him order them. We got the shots, and we get ready to do them...i punk out. MGD does his and he is makin the face of nastiness. He takes a sip of his beer and then.....
THIS BITCH THROWS UP....IN THE RESTAURANT...AT THE TABLE.
He ran to the bathroom to finish i guess, but the damage had been done. I was disgusted, embarrassed and mad as hell! The manager comes and cleans it up but he is rollin his eyes so hard at me that i thought they were gonna get stuck. People were lookin...omg it was horrible. Then MGD comes back to the table talkin bout," They kickin us out." Michelle was nice about it tho...she offered him some water and kept askin if he was ok. i asked her for the bill and when she brought this fool gon ask me if i wanna go half...WTF?! I payed half and hauled ass outta there...i pulled up at his house and before he could get his feet all the way out the door i was pullin off. Ol cant hold my liquor lookin boy! Best believe his ass gave me that 30 dollars back tho. shit.
Saturday: Nothin to report. I laid in bed all day. [B I G C H E E S E!]
Sunday: Woke up and made plans to see the Dark Knight wit Island Breeze, who by the way knows alll about my blog thanks to facebook lol. *Everybody wave hi to island breeze!* I could tell that he liked being written about...he was lookin for all the posts that had stuff to do wit him...sorry babe, not that many lmao! We met up in his neck of the woods and after i spent all that time shavin and gettin all sexified do you know this fool aint say NATHAN about how good i looked?! NOTHIN! i got in his car (i loooove his car its sooo pretty) and he didnt say anything. we got to the movies and he didnt say anything. we left the movies and he didnt say anything. i was a little pissed about that. but we talked about it later and i set him straight!! lol. Next time ima show up in some sweatpants and a white tee and see what the hell he thinks about that! lol.
The Dark Knight was sooooo good! It made 150 million at the box office opening weekend!! Definitely worth it and Heath Ledger played the HELL outta Joker!! He was creepy but for some reason i liked him. I wish he was still alive to do a part 2...cuz that joint would be off the chain! and Christian Bale...oh honey help me cuz that man did Batmans outfit justice!! That is a fine ass white man. fine ass white man!!
yall may see another post from me today...the boss is still out =)
pink.
18 July 2008
Crrrrazy and Deraaaaanged...again.
Did yall miss me yesterday? You aint gotta lie to kick it, Craig! I know you did. Well im sorry i had to leave yall hangin but i told you the bos was in PR so I had to cut up a lil bit.
Anyway, so Im at work last night talkin on the phone to my cousin and guess whi walks in my damned store...Crazy/Deranged. Fuck me if i cant get away from him!! Anway, he starts talkin bout how him and his roommate were in NW, DC and his roommate was disrespectfully shoutin at girls...i dont know blah blah blah and then i hear him say that they got pulled over in Montgomery Co. over the weekend and the cops found weed on them and they planted Cocaine in the car...cocaine. cocaine?! COCAINE! are you fuckin kiddin me?! like seriously...not only are you crazy but ur a COKEHEAD?! *holding my head* Lord Jesus i cant deal with this, please take the wheel!!
So I'm standin behind the register, mouth probably WIDE open, and im thinkin "Holy tartar sauce! I have to blog about this!"
*side-note:* when crazy stuff happens to you do you automatically think to blog about it? just wonderin...
But yeah so im just listen to him and i think he really believes his story about the cops plantin that on them...but im not inclined to think that story is true. if he was normal then yes, maybe i would but him bein a cokehead would explain his erratic behavior! I mean he be talkin fast and sweatin (not hard,k but his forhead always be shiny) and he's angry and crazy! At first i thought it was ABMS (angry black man syndrome) but now this all makes sense.
When he was finished goin into detail about his charge or whatever he says, "Aight well i'll stop by to see you tomorrow." and im thinkin no! dont do that! but thats not the kind of thing you can say without makin a crackhead mad...and who knows what hell do then? =/
Have a good Weekend...
pink.
Anyway, so Im at work last night talkin on the phone to my cousin and guess whi walks in my damned store...Crazy/Deranged. Fuck me if i cant get away from him!! Anway, he starts talkin bout how him and his roommate were in NW, DC and his roommate was disrespectfully shoutin at girls...i dont know blah blah blah and then i hear him say that they got pulled over in Montgomery Co. over the weekend and the cops found weed on them and they planted Cocaine in the car...cocaine. cocaine?! COCAINE! are you fuckin kiddin me?! like seriously...not only are you crazy but ur a COKEHEAD?! *holding my head* Lord Jesus i cant deal with this, please take the wheel!!
So I'm standin behind the register, mouth probably WIDE open, and im thinkin "Holy tartar sauce! I have to blog about this!"
*side-note:* when crazy stuff happens to you do you automatically think to blog about it? just wonderin...
But yeah so im just listen to him and i think he really believes his story about the cops plantin that on them...but im not inclined to think that story is true. if he was normal then yes, maybe i would but him bein a cokehead would explain his erratic behavior! I mean he be talkin fast and sweatin (not hard,k but his forhead always be shiny) and he's angry and crazy! At first i thought it was ABMS (angry black man syndrome) but now this all makes sense.
When he was finished goin into detail about his charge or whatever he says, "Aight well i'll stop by to see you tomorrow." and im thinkin no! dont do that! but thats not the kind of thing you can say without makin a crackhead mad...and who knows what hell do then? =/
Have a good Weekend...
pink.
15 July 2008
I Guess Thats Just How You Was Raised...
lil boy: Aight Shawty, Ima holla at chu (starts walkin outta my store)
me: Did that lil nigga just call me 'shawty'?! Boy Ima grown assed woman!
lil boy: And you still wouldnt know what to do with this!!
What the hell was that?!?! Did i get sonned by an eighteen year old high schooler who was askin for money for new football uniforms?! He has no idea how old I am and thats the way he decides to approach me? By the way he was tryna holla cuz that aint the first time he been in my store talkin all fresh. I was honestly in shock! I know that i am only 22 but honey im a grown 22. I live alone, drive my own car, pay my own bills and work TWO jobs. What the hell would make you think that i would go for that wack ass game?! Do i look like a low budget PG broad to you? Hell no.
I told my boss about it and he talkin bout some "whats the problem?!" The problem is that i dont want no damned tenderoni! What the hell we gon do wit his lil McDonalds paycheck (if he even works)? He gon say well, you could show him a few things...turn him into a man. Honey, i'd do stuff to that lil boy he aint even seen in his fathers pornos...okaaay?! He barely got a mustache on his upper lip and he tombout: You wouldnt know what to do wit this. I'll put you over my knee and beat that fresh ass!
I need someone that can hold a conversation. not some just outta puberty child. If you asked him what cunnilingus and fellatio were he'd prolly scrath his barely there beard and tell you he thought they learned about them in history or somethin dumb like that. Boy bang! Get the hell on somewheres...
I guess thats just how he was raised!
pink.
me: Did that lil nigga just call me 'shawty'?! Boy Ima grown assed woman!
lil boy: And you still wouldnt know what to do with this!!
What the hell was that?!?! Did i get sonned by an eighteen year old high schooler who was askin for money for new football uniforms?! He has no idea how old I am and thats the way he decides to approach me? By the way he was tryna holla cuz that aint the first time he been in my store talkin all fresh. I was honestly in shock! I know that i am only 22 but honey im a grown 22. I live alone, drive my own car, pay my own bills and work TWO jobs. What the hell would make you think that i would go for that wack ass game?! Do i look like a low budget PG broad to you? Hell no.
I told my boss about it and he talkin bout some "whats the problem?!" The problem is that i dont want no damned tenderoni! What the hell we gon do wit his lil McDonalds paycheck (if he even works)? He gon say well, you could show him a few things...turn him into a man. Honey, i'd do stuff to that lil boy he aint even seen in his fathers pornos...okaaay?! He barely got a mustache on his upper lip and he tombout: You wouldnt know what to do wit this. I'll put you over my knee and beat that fresh ass!
I need someone that can hold a conversation. not some just outta puberty child. If you asked him what cunnilingus and fellatio were he'd prolly scrath his barely there beard and tell you he thought they learned about them in history or somethin dumb like that. Boy bang! Get the hell on somewheres...
I guess thats just how he was raised!
pink.
11 July 2008
iPhone Insanity
I had a serious post for yall...really i did. But then somethin happened while i was on my way to work that made me forget all about what i was gonna write.
So i park my car at Pentagon City and as i am coming down the escalator i see a line wrapped around the ENTIRE length of the 2nd level of the mall. (just to give you an idea of how big the mall is...) so im like what in sam hell is goin on here?! I know that line wasnt for no damn Jordans cuz i aint NEVER seen a line like that for shoes. So i turn my head in the direction of where the line was headed and i see the SONY store and then it clicks! The new iPhone came out today!! *wait for it...*
who gives a fuck?!
Apparently these people do. Now I'm not a technology groupie by any means. To be honest with you as long as my phone takes and picture and i can text, i really could care less. But i would think that if somethin had half the popluation goin ape shit, then majority of people should understnad why. The 2 men that i know that have the iPhone dont even use everything on it. Island breeze cant even send me a picture from his joint cuz its always actin up. The other guy has showed me all kinds of gadgets that it features but if your gainfully employed, have a girlfriend, or beat off on the regular, when would you have time to use all of them?! Granted, the new model isnt 500 dollars like the last one (it retails for $299 for the 16 gigabyte version) but regardless, in 6 months somethin better will be out and they'll be skippin work to stand in line for that!
I really just dont understand. Is it for braggin purposes? Does it make you feel like a better person? I hope so. Just remember tho that if you spend $300 on a new iPhone, please have the money to pay the bill...BRANDON ANDERSON!
Confused! Bewildered! Lethargic!*
pink.
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