Is he really that triflin?!

Ok. So a couple weeks ago, I met a guy at Candy's girlfriends graduation party. he was cute and we exchanged numbers. So, the Tuesday before Christmas he asked me if i wanted to grab a bite to eat at Pentagon City for lunch. I agreed and we met there. Now, he didnt pay for my food (even tho HE invited ME to lunch) but i wasnt trippin. I figured that maybe he just wanted to get a good look at me to make sure i wasnt ugly, since we met in a dark party. We hit it off and decided that we would spend new years eve together.

Now, fast foward through christmas and onto the day before new years eve which i think was a Tuesday. He emails me at work and asks if i wanted to see a movie. I agreed, but by the end of the day i relaized that i hadnt had ANYTHING to eat, so i call him and ask if we can go to dinner. He says that he already made some salisbury steak but that we could go out anyway, I asked him if he was sure and he said yes. So i make my way out to Landover. On the way there we decided that we were going to get Outback. So I arrive at his house and this is where the triflinessocity begins:

Triflinessocity #1:

He opens the door and is still pullin his sweat er over his head, but he's not fast enough for me to NOT see the BIG ASS holes in his tank top. Yes, holes. Like he wrapped a baby tiger in his shirt and it was trying to get free, those kind of holes.

Triflinessocity #2:

I ignore the holes (because as long as they are under your shirt that has nothin to do with me gettin my grub on FOR FREE!!! We walk down the steps and get to the parking lot and he's walkin to my car....and im walkin to his. Im like, what the hell are you doin? I'm not drivin! So he comes over to his car (like i knew he would) adn we are on our way to Outback. Once we get there...

Triflinessocity #3:

He leans into me and says, "oh yeah, i was going to tell you that since i thought we were going to the movies...i only brought 25 dollars."

Ummmm...yeah. So i tell him that I hope he can eat for 25 dollars bc he is payin for his self. And I'm payin for mine. Yall...remember that I hadnt eaten all day so i was too hungry to get as pissed as I would if my stomach was full. We are seated (by this FOINE ass server) and then...

Triflinessocity #4:

He starts embarrassin the SHIT outta me. he proceeds to ask the FOINE ass server how much drinks are. and i dont mean drinks in general...i mean, like several DIFFERENT drinks. Yall, if i was white, i woulda been red. The server is visibly irritated but dude finally settled on a bud light. I order my food and dinner was ok. we talked a while and i almost forgot about how triflin he had been...almost.

We leave the restuarant and we are listenin to Sade' Cherish The Day. He tells me that he plays the bass guitar and that he can play me that song when we got to his house. I said ok, but that i wasnt stayin long bc i hadda work the next day.

when we got to his house, he played the song...but then he goes, "hold on, lemme slip into somethin more comfortable" (i lie to you not, he really said that) and when he pulls his pants down.....

HIS BOXERS HAVE HOLES IN THEM TOO!!!!

I could see ALL his junk. omg. just omg.

I got up and left. and to make the rest of this long story short, I ignored his calls on New Years which prompted him to drunk call me and leave me a funny ass message cussin me out. then Saturday, he texte me and asked me why i wasnt speakin to him and when i responded that he had holes in his boxers his reply was:

Awww girl it was laundry day!

::dead::

pink.

Updates!...with pix now!!

OK...so I know I have been slackin. I need to get back in the bloggin rythym (is that how you spell that? i always forget.)

The guy that I had mentioned that I was supposed to go on a date to the cheesecake factory (here)...we never went out. I had told yall that I "remet" him. Wel, to make a loooong story short:

I met him on new years last year on the train. I was comin back from adams morgan (drunk) and i just struck up a convo. He was cool. We started talkin...but i felt like everything was too perfect. He said all the right things and nothing was ever wrong. idk...somethin just seemed off to me so i stopped accepting his phone calls. Fast forward to the beginning of November. I ran into him in Pentagon City and we exchanged numbers. Just to see if things were the same i expressed an interest in him. After he stood me up, I called him a couple of times, he called me acouple of times but i just didnt really feel it and obviously neither did he bc we just stopped callin each other =/.

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The triple date. Never happened. Which im not really mad about bc from his face book profile pic ...i thought he was ugly. But i was gonna take one for the team and still go so that my gurl could meet his cousin and New York could meet the other friend. Well I guess the cousin wasnt interested in Sunshine bc he never replied to the note she sent on facebook. And i never even knew who the friend was that New York was supposed to meet...so whatever on that.

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I also met another guy on facebook...ill give him a name later, if it even gets that far. He's real cool and cute. So on Friday, he asked me would I come see him. Since I had already made up my mind on thursday that there would be no triple date, we made plans to meet up. I took my shower and get dressed and i called him around 830 to let him kno that I was on my way....phone is off. So i'm pissed. Well not really pissed, but agitated bc I had showered and made my face up and shit and his phone was off. So I decided to call up Island Breeze. He's someone I had to pull out the closet and dust off. But i had been lookin at his facebook page and damnit if he wasnt lookin good! lol...so i call him up, make him get outta bed and we head to a pool hall in Silver Spring. Wouldnt you know that a soon as I walked in the place, Ol-cant-answer-my-phone-lookin-boi sends me a text explainin how he was at the wizards game and his phone went dead and he was textin bc he got my message and didnt want me to think that he wasnt pullin no grimy shit. So i told him that I would call him when i left and that maybe i would stop by.

Island Breeze beat me 3 times! I was sooo mad. I'm very competitive. WE're gonna have another date at the bowlin alley when i come back from ohio for thxgvn. I better whip his ass!! lol.

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So i went by facebook boy's (remember that im not naming him yet) His blog name is Mr. 20...Thx Tima lol house and we chilled. He is a cutie pie!!!!! Well...sexy is more like it. But guess what yall!!? He's 20! lol...i told him i felt like an older woman lol. He's very talkative (just like me) and hes mature for his age. I got over there at like 2 and we talked until 730 in the morning! But im not putting nothin into that bc so did me and Johnny Blaze =/

I think thats it as far as updates go. If i missed anything just remind me in my comments...oh! and pictures of each of these guys will be up this evening so check back tonight or tomorrow!

Ciao Bella! Tutti Fruitti!!

pink.

Where the hell is everybody?!

OK...is it just me? Or are the majority of your blog friends MIA? I went to Candy's page...she's takin a break, Tima and Nasha just up and quit, Tom_gurl just named herself a part time blogger...it seems like the only person bloggin on the regular is TM!! And her comment section is lackin responses seriously! Whats goin on? I know that i hae been gone...partially due to not having anything to say and to the fact that i got a new position at my company and i cant blog while im here as much and i dont really get on the computer at home. But thats no excuse...i could blog from my sidekick...i just dont. =/

I think im back now tho. Annnnnnnnd....I have a triple date on Friday!! Me and Sunshine and her friend (i needa think of a name for her, cuz i think shell be mentioned here more frequently...for now shell be..oh wait! i got it!! New York...cuz well, shes from NY! duh!) are going out on a blind date with this guy who sent me a note on facebook. He's bringin his cousin (who is CUTE! yall!!) and some other dude. I almost wished the cousin would have tried to talk to me...he is sooooo fine!!

I know that i said that i wouldnt mention any guys on here til atleast after the first date but its hard! you guys are like fam...so i have to give you the juice!!

I promise to post on monday to tell you how it went. I may get motivated and add pix from the date...or at least just my outfit =/

Sidenote...im thinkn bout shuttin down this blog and startn a new one. There are some people who have made it known that they have read my blog and it makes me more concious about the things that i write here...and i dont like to be cendored damnit!!!

Dont worry...once i change it, comment on your blogs so that you know its me again. And GiGi (my friend who reads the blog but doesnt have one) i'll make sure to give youthe new one too! lol...

Happy Hump day!! (i hate when people say that)

pink.

Mr. Ghana...long post yall

Okay, so i know i havent posted in a while...been busy. and its not like a have millions of people reading this anyway so to my occasional 2 readers: I love you and im sorry.

Anytahootie...

Friday (June 1) I went out on a date with this fine chocolate tall chocolate sexy chocolate man. He was born here and rasied in Ghana so he had that slight accent which i find sooo sexy. Now ive never dated an african man but i dont descriminate against sexy, okaaay? I had heard that some of them can be kinda clingy and possessive but i wasnt gonna lump him into that category so we decided to go out after work.

I drove up to Silver Spring and parked at his complex. We walked over to where city place mall is. It was such a beautiful night yall...all romantical and shit. We talked about the usual first date stuff (ya know....what kinda music, movies and extracurricular activities you like...yadda yadda yadda). Once we got downtown-

Wait wait! im forgettin stuff...first of all when i parked and got out we hugged...no compliment or nothin. NOT ONE! Not even after i told him he looked nice. But i didnt let that spoil my mood. Maybe he was nervous right? Right, thats what i thought.

Okay so back to when we got downtown. We were tryna figure out which restuarant to go to. We decided on the Rockfish Grill (i think thats what its called). The wait was long ( a lil too long cuz i was hungry as hell!) But once we were seated, service was EXCELLENT!! I ordered the Crabcakes and an amaretto sour...he had some salmon dish and a miller light. We continued to talk and flirt, i batted my eyelashes and whathaveyou...you know. He told me how "very attractive" he thought i was (which baffled me as to why i didnt get a compliment...lol) after another amaretto sour for me...we finish our delicious meal (the bill was 63 dollars which he acted like that was alot. i didnt think so. is it?) we left and began the walk back to his crib.

Now to the good part...or bad...or funny depending on how you look at it...

So we decide to watch a movie. By this time i had already decided i was gon get some cuz i was horny and i wanted it. But of course i didnt jump his bones as soon as we got inside. I maybe a fastass but i didnt wanna give him that impression right off the bat, lol. We laid on the couch and he was rubbin me all over. Not aggressively but kinda like you would rub your girlfriend or boyfriend...kinda lazy like. then he started movin up towards my breasts but he seemed nervous like he thought i was gon ask him to stop. I really think that he thought those 2 drinks had me done, lol. He started playin wit my nipples and that made my pussy almost jump out my panties! so you know im in my head like "Yeah gurl! im bout to get me some!" I continued to play a lil hard to get. so he continues on and before i know it he has unsnapped my jeans, and pushed my panties to the side (im pretty sure he did it wit one hand!) Now im really ready! Coochie region was definitely smokin hot and throbbin (ladies yall know the feelin, lol) cuz thats the player move...kinda like in that movie wit Nick Cannon and C. Milian when the dad was teachin him how to open the condom in a smooth, cool manner. lol!

He gets on wit the finger action (da bomb!!) and my stuff was so wet you could wring it out! I couldnt take it anymore and i insisted that we get to the main event. Boy was i ready!! I couldnt wait to get that chocolate mandingo you -know-what inside me (wrapped in plastic of course). He started peelin the clothes off of himself to reveal the body of an ancient god! It was smooth and muscular...and slim just how i like em! He was cut like a college basketball player and i couldnt wait to slam dunk his ass!!

THEN...he took off his pants. Ummmmmm...yeah, about that. Im pretty sure i had the look of confusion. Where is it?! Where is the big juicy chocolate stick i was sure i was gonna get? Okay dont get me wrong. It wasnt minute...it was about 7 inches but it was slim...just like the rest of him. And when your expectin Long, Strong, Donkey Kong...a ding-a-ling just doesnt cut it. But i had hope (or i was just desperate) and i wasnt gonna give up witout so much as a sample.

We missionaried...doggystyled...cowgirled...reverse cowgirled and one leg on the shouldered for about a good hour...and even though my shit was like a faucet...when you got rubber, spermicide, and a nigga wit a mediocre stroke rubbin against your woman fruit, it gets a lil dry. I was done. too through and disappointed wit the situation. He wasnt terrible but i had built up the dick in my mind and he just didnt live up to it...to cap the night off, i gave him some head cuz he was still all over me and i wasnt bout to continue fuckin him cuz i was sure my walls were scuffed. He was justa shiverin and shakin as i licked the tip (wrapped in grape plastic now) and deepthroated (it wasnt that hard to do...lol) but he still didnt cum! Alright Buddy! Im definitely done now...i wasnt gonna waste my time...it was close to 2 o clock and my pocket rockets' (a lil pink vibrator...ask about it!) bedtime was 3...had to hurry home! So he walked me to my car...kissed my cheek and watch me peel off...

Do i have to tell yall that we will not be seein each other again?