29 October 2008

Am I Your Girlfriend?

OK...this post aint about me. Why? Because I have nothin to tell...except that Jhony's been callin but for some reason I dont feel like talkin to him..maybe I'll call back today. Who knows? I'm real finnicky like that. Anyways...

So my homegirl has been dating this guy since April. Thats 6 months, in case you couldnt do the math. Now, the are just dating. There is no title or anything. But they have been dating exclusively for these 6 months. Are you with me? Ok, good.

So after 6 months of dating...exclusively...she sends him a text asking the question..."am I your girlfriend." No response. That was Sunday night. Monday, at around 6 pm he calls her and says that he had left his phone over his mans house and that he just got it back...whats up? she asked him if he got her text and he says no. So they finally get into the conversation of wether they are actually together and he says," well, i dont want a girlfriend right now. I'm still broken up over my last two relationships."


what?! What do you mean that you are still broken up over your last two relationships?! What the hell did you think this six months was?!

Those were her thoughts and I totally agree. How do you date someone EXCLUSIVELY for six months and not want a girlfriend? Isnt that like having one just without the title? I dont get it. I think that exgirlfriend thing was a cop out. I dont think that's what it is at all. I just think that he wants to do whatever he wants to do and he wants to keep kcufing her.

So she calls me crying and all upset. Shes confused as to why he would string her along and she feels like shes wasted her time on him. But the thing is, is that she REALLY likes him. My advice to her was to do what she thought was best. because there is no compromise in this situation. Either she sticks around until he's ready for a relationship or she leaves him alone. either way shes not getting what she wants right now.

What do you think? Is he ridiculous? Is she trippin? Is 6 months too long or not long enough? What would you do?

Tell me!


28 October 2008

Question of the day...

Hey Yall...

*clears throat* I'm sick. My throat is closing in on itself and my nose feels like it wants to follow. Last night I took some TheraFlu warming liquid, 3000 mg of vitamin C, drank some orange juice, drank some sleepytime tea and went to sleep in socks, a tshirt, pajama pants a hoody and 2 comforters. I.WAS.NOT.PLAYIN. I feel better now tho, than I did yesterday. I will be repeating that remedy tonight.

So the Question of the Day:

Have you ever said Candyman/BloodyMary 5 times in the mirror? I haven't. I'm scared to and I'm a grown woman!! I dont really think anything will happen, but im not really tryna find out either. So, have you? If so, what happened? Who made you do it? Are you scared to do it now?

Someone go in the bathroom now and do it...if you dont post anything after, we all know whats up...lol


27 October 2008

Monday Mash Up...Big Time Disappointment

I am not in the mood for pleasantries this morning. Have you heard about this ish that Jennifer Hudson's family has goin on? Im sure you have. WTH?! People are so sick and twisted. And even though I refuse to comment on it (for now) i am most definitely givin her sister a serious side eye. Somethin aint right, im tellin yall.

And thats all I have to say about that.

I watched Forrest Gump over the weekend. That is a funny ass movie. I never realized how funny it was before. It's like The Color Purple...that's a funny ass movie too.

Hmmmm...what else did I do this weekend? I went to Bob Evans, got some sex, had the no rules pasta from Outback, yum!


Why are you lookin at me like that?

Oh! The sex part? Yeah, I did it. Boooooooo. Waste of time. You see, while lil miss Eb the Celeb was gettin her jollies off, I was not. It started after I baby sat some bad ass kids. All that day I had been thinkin bout gettin some. I couldnt help it! i was lonely :(
So, after me and Jhony Blaze talked for awhile, I decided to give him a call and tell him I wanted some. I had already pretty much figured out that it wasnt going anywhere romantical betweenst me and him (you like the word betweenst, right?) plus, I had never did the do with anyone outside my race....sue me for wantin to know how the booty work!! (thats one of my fave lines from tupac in poetic justice lol).

So we made plans and I headed out to Hyattsville later Friday night. I had some Vodka and Cherry Coke and after about a glass and a half, honey, I was on my HEAD!! ok?! We started off by kissin (which i dont really do...so the liquor was definitely talkin!) I dont really remember what happened in between...but i know we started kcufing and that part was good, I guess. Sike, na it was...He NASTYYYYYYYY!!! lol...he was all chokin me and talkin some spanish mess lol. But then I guess he came, bc I remember him sayin somethin like, "Gimme like 5 minutes (breathin extra hard)." Honey, I took my lil ass to sleep! I didnt wake up til like 1030! I got dressed and he wanted me to lay with him and cuddle, so I did for a lil second..but then I had to bounce. The whole way home I couldnt shake the feeling of disappointment. I wasnt expectin magic unicorn fairy dust to sprinkle over us while we were sleeping and make us fall in love but i just felt....empty. I cant explain it. I havent really decided yet, but i think that i'm still gonna chill on gettin busy. There's no point in doing it if i'm not getting anything out of it. i had fun with Mr. Jhony Blaze but....still...idk. =/

Still lookin for that warm and tingly feeling...


24 October 2008

Death of a Salesman Player

What the hell is wrong witchall?! Yall had the nerve to halfway cuss me out bout not bloggin and then yall raggely asses couldnt even comment on a sistas post?! Yall know yall wrong right? *givin the side eye to Tima, Nasha, Candy, Vixen, Dave, and whoever else I cant remember that usually comments on here*

It's OBVIOUS that my only REAL blog friends are TM and Toya, thanks ladies.

LOL...now that I'm done with that, I say we get to todays post. Yesterday, I mentioned that technology would be the end of the player and I'm right. Think about it. As technology advances, there are less ways to lie, and more ways to get caught up.

Back in the day, there were no cell phones so you couldnt really keep tabs on anyone. Pagers worked to the advantage of players bc they could assign codes to their different chix. Plus, with a pager they could call you at their convenience. Now we have the ability to IM, Text, Call, Voicemail, Snailmail lol...there are all different kinds of ways to catch a player. Not to mention Facebook...oh lord, Facebook could be the destruction of a whole damned relationship! Everybody knows somebody on Facebook. They know when you break up, make up, they know when your relationship is complicated or totally nonexistent....to a player, facebook is prolly the devil. Just the pictures alone will catch a player up on Facebook. Once people start taggin the pix, its a wrap.

Technology is how I caught my douchebag of an ex boyfriend creep creepin. I logged into his Tmobile account and accessed his tmail email account and BAM! information overload...I got the screen name and password to Blackplanet, SinglesMeet, AdultFriendFinder, and...wait for it.... HORNY MATCHES.COM!!! lmao...Yes, this ho has a hornymatches profile. AInt that just nasty? He sexin random chix off the innernets? Which aint make me do difference bc we broke up in June but I stopped kcufing him in February (which has nothin to do with why he cheated bc I found out (via his calendar on his sidekick) that he had been messin wit his new girlfriend since November of last year...anyway, back to waht i was sayin...) plus i BEEN tested and screen for STD's when all the Cancer ish happened, but maybe i should send him a lil text suggestin that he do that, no? On top of all the screen names to his lil nasty pages, i saw the emails that him and his new chick had been sendin back and forth about how they loved each other and missed each other, woo woo whatever *stickin my finger down my throat*. So upon further inspection, I got her work/home address, work/home/cell number, work/personal email and last but not least, her facebook account*. Yes, all that...

So you see how technology can get a nagga found out? Mhmmmm. And I dont play either, cuz just like Anthony Anderson said in Two Can Play That Game, "The CIA...aint got SHIT on a woman wit a plan..."

Remember dat,


- *Not that I would do anything with it, cuz my name aint Jasmine Sullivan, I'm too grown and classy for mess like that. But I'm sure that him knowin that I have all that info made it a lil hard to sleep the first couple weeks after we broke up...


23 October 2008

Reappearing Acts

Well Well. Look who decided to call. Mr. Johnny-on-the-spot. *eyeroll*...mmmmhm. He called last night with his excuse...and askin me could we still get together that night. Now, while I can understand his reason for basically falling off of the face of the earth for 24 hours on Tuesday...there was no way that I was gonna still go out with him. Unt-uh...not gon happen. I told him that I had already made plans (plans to get in my bed, but that aint his bidness). So when I said that, he had the nerve to act all disappointed! But thats his fault bc even tho he was busy taking care of some personal things it takes all of about 15 seconds to compose and send a text (I think that technology will soon be the death of the player). So no matter how busy you were, you're never too busy to send a text saying "Hey Im really super busy 2day but i saw that u called n i cant w8 2 c u 2maro" or some texty shit like that. But he didnt, so bc he didnt...he's been pushed to the back of my (very short) list, lol.

I have to admit tho that I was glad that he called, which makes me mad tho bc, I had just made up my mind that Iwas never calling him again. I even deleted my call log and his number and all of his texts so that it would be impossible to call. Why do guys do that. Its like they have some internal alarm that goes off whenever they think that we are getting over them or on a date or something. Thats when they want to start callin and pullin that "Baby Baby please!" crap.

Anyway, I played it cool. It was a short conversation, he asked when we could get together, I told him that I was off the entire weekend and that we could get together then. He started talkin some shit I aint wanna hear about how he's supposed to get together with his cousins this weekend. So I just told him to let me know once he figured everything out. But he bet not wait til the last minute to call me askin me out the same day cuz that doesnt work for me. You need to call at least 2 days in advance.

He almost had me with the 6 hour sweet talk bullshit but he screwed up so I'm bout to play the effin game.

It's on like Donky Kong bitch!


22 October 2008

The Common Denominator

Okay. So why havent I heard from Johnny Blaze?! Yeah. No phone call no text no nothing. So im sorry Tima...or Nasha, there will be no date post. Why? BC there will be no date. Even if he did call today, that would be a no. You cant not call for 2 days and then magically reappear on date day like you never got missin.

I think that I may have given up TMI. I always do this. I think guys lose interest after i overtly stress the fact that I am NOT havin sex wit just any ol random nigga. I think they figure that they dont have a chance in hell with me so they just stop callin.

Now dont get me wrong...I am not sayin that i think that i should change my mind about makin sexy time...bc that just aint gon happen. I refuse to lower my standards or ignore my wants bc these raggely naggaz cant get with the program. But maybe i need to just chill out on the way that i let them know about it.

I may be wrong (and if there are dude readers here, please feel free to correct me) but i believe that chix who dont give up the goods right away are at a disadvantage to the chickenheads that are passin out the pussy like 10 cent lemonade on a summers day. I mean, think about it. You have two options...someone whose makin you put in work, by this I mean, goin out on dates, talkin on the phone and generally just makin a dmaned effort...then you have someone who does not require any of that. Its just like the old saying goes...why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?!

*sigh* I think my blog name should be Cant Get Right. I mean...i seem to somehow screw up any possible dating situation. And while I know that there is definitely nothin wrong with me...i AM the common denominator in each of these situations. I mean, as much as we would like to think so...it cant be that somethin is wrong wit everyone else, can it?

*sigh again* It's gone be a loooong cold winter...


21 October 2008

A lil bit of this n that

I really apologize for gettin missin like this. I feel so bad. I just havent had anything to write about tho. I sat down at my pc like 4 times to blog and i just couldnt. I had stuff to write about but I couldnt figure out what to say about it. Vixen, Tima and Nasha and TM were askin bout me...Candy emailed me last week to make sure i was ok. Idk what my problem was. But i am here now and I apologize.

First off lemme say a big CONGRATS!! to the newly named MRS. Count!! TM got murried yall!!! The pix are on her page and they are soooo cute!! We want the pix from mexico!!

Saturday night I went to Lucky Strikes wit my girls from my part time job and we had a good time!! It was so cuties up in there!! I met one...his blog name will be Johnny Blaze bc well...thats what he said his name was lol. Thats not his real name but thats what everyone has called him since he was like 11 so thats what he goes by I guess. He's Philipino and El Salvadorean...and let me not forget to mention SEXXAY!! On Sunday night we stayed on the phone for like 6 hours (remember that from High School...You hang up...NO YOU hang up!! lol) tellin each other about ourselves. So far, I like him. He's a sweet guy. We are supposed to chill on Wednesday...we'll see how that goes.

Ya'll. I saw Whiteboy from ILNY on Sunday!! Can I say that is a sexy white man?!*Stares dreamily into space* Oh yeah and LaVar Arrington...I saw him too. His dreads were NAPTY (nappy+nasty=napty). He was not cute...now, back to Whiteboy...ohhh he just had this swag that was outta this world. That is a sexy white man.

I'm officially done with the Cancer bullshit!! I just got my medi-port removed (the thing they were usin to administer my chemo therapy) on Thursday. No more visits to Washington Hospital Center until March!! Thats when my doctor will give me the go ahead to get preggers!! And then me and Johnny Blaze can have beautiful Blipinodorean (black+philipino+el salvadorean=blipinodorean) kids....i kid i kid!! lmao!!

Lemme go do some work now *sigh*...anyway, I wont leave you guys hangin anymore.


09 October 2008

What's My Name?!

Ok...bc I really don't have anything to blog about today, but I;ve left yall hangin since like Monday...I'm gonna do a meme...here goes...

1.Your rock star name (first pet, current car):
Star Neon

2.Your gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe):
Vanilla Boots

3.Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal):
Pink Dog

4.Your soap opera name (your middle name, city where you were born):
Lynnette Grand Forks

5.Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):

6.Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Orange Malibu

7.NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers):
Bobbie Enid

8.Dancer name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy):
CanCan Caramello

9.TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter):
Rosenstock Raleigh

10.Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower):
Summer Hibiscus

11.Cartoon name (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now):
Pineapple Loafers

12.Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree):
Chicken Bamboo

13.Movie star name (first pet, first street where you lived):
Star Colorado

06 October 2008

I almost made Sexy Time!!

Hey Yall!

I hope everyone had a great weekend! I know youre wondering what this title is all about bc if youve been reading and paying attention then you know that i havent made sexy time (every time you read that you have to say it like borat.)with anyone in 6 months. But this weekend it almost happened. Saturday night I got an invitation for some late night movies and such over my friend *thinkin of blog name...* SEMIPRO's house. We'll call him that cuz he plays semipro football for two leagues in the DMV. Now me and semipro have had a lil somethin somethin goin on before but it never went anywhere bc he was kinda sorta talkin to some gurl and he was so busy between his night work schedule, football, and recording his CD. I felt like i didnt fit in with all his extra curricular activities and i dont play second to any chick. so needless to say we stopped hangin out altogether. About 2 weeks ago, he hit me on fac.ebook just to say hey and then here we are at Saturday night. Now at first, i wasnt gonna go. I had been workin my part time job and i was just tired. But my mom was all like "its Saturday night and you're 22, there's no reason why you need to be in the house!" So i showered and went over there. Let me just say now that this man is the CHOCOLATENESS!!! he is so sexy! he has one deep dimple in his right cheek and his smile is sooooo pretty!! Anyway *my apologies to the dudes that read* we were chillin on the couch watchin TV all cuddled up and stuff. At about 2 am I am no longer able to hold my eyes open and there was no way that I was going home at that time (he lives in laurel and i live in waldorf) so he asked if i wanted to lay down. *sidenote: he has the most comfortable bed! its one of those joints that conform to your body *sigh** so we get in the bed and i fall RIGHT to sleep. I mean knocked out kinda sleep. In the midle of the morning i feel this nagga tryin it! like, he is seriously tryna get some while im sleep!! lmao so im like...semipro! what the hell are you doin?? and he says..."shhhh." what?! did this fool just "shhh" me while he's tryna get some while IM SLEEP?! Mind you this happens EVERYTIME i spend the night...but we always end up havin sex. This time i was just like, "nah, im not havin sex right now....and you arent supposed to be either (he's tryin to maintain his celibacy since he's been saved) and he's like "you're right" so he just snuggles up behind me and we go back to sleep. i didnt wake up til about 1030. We talked football and he wanted to make me breakfast but i couldnt chill like that without my teeth bein brushed so i bounced lol. On the way home i replayed everything in my head and it occured to me that i havent been missing sex...ive been missing BUN TIME. I dont know if this is going to continue between me and him but i hope so...i really like him and i think that he likes me too. idk...i guess that well see. yall know ima keep yall posted!

Hey wait before you go...does anybody read Renaissance Black Woman?! She made her page private and i would like to read...i guess thats if she invites me too =/



03 October 2008

I guess I will be elaborating...

Can i just tell yall that i think i seen the sexiest dude on blogger today...well idk how sexy he REALLY was bc it was just a side shot of his face but damnit if his sideburns didnt look delicious!

After rereading my post and then reading your comments i feel the need to go into more detail about my past relationship. I sounded like I was in one of those Baby Boy ghetto ass relationships and it really wasn't like that. The situations that were mentioned in my last post sounded a lil hoodrattish i guess. I think the reason that I was so in love with him is because I saw how he treated his family. He has a very big family and i dont and i always wanted to be a part of somethin like that. He worked very hard. He was always workin. He does road construction o he works long hours and he also hustled on the side (hence the arrests)...to help his grandmother pay the mortgage and both of their car notes. He was the reason that i started wrkin two jobs. He made me want to be better...somewhere along the line i guess he found what he as lookin for in someone else. I dont really think that i am mad at him...i am mad at how he handled it. I know that but every once in a while i get in my feelings about the situation thats all.

Tima and Nasha asked how come I was still lonely even though we were together. He just wasnt affectionate. I need affection and compliments bc thats the way that I am. I need someone to want to cuddle and chill. That wasnt him...it was always about everyone else. His friends and his family and obviously this other chick were more important. But he was first on my list. But whatever, while my heart is broken, im glad that its over. It was a long time comin and a damned valuable life lesson. Now i know to never make someone a priortiy when you are only an option.

So after i reread that post i decided to delete Jamie Ashtonn Barksdale from my life completely. No phone calls...no plans to hang out. nothing. I am completely washing my hands of him. Also, please dont mistake my rant yesterday for angry black woman syndrome/niggaz aint shit speak. You'll never hear that come from my mouth. There is nothin sexier to me than a black man. I'm just waiting for the right one to come along.

I'm feeling alot better today!


02 October 2008

Why me?! Why not him?

Yeah...i know...its late and I'm just now blogging. I had work to do. Anyway, I wouldnt say that I'm in a foul mood, i guess im just confused but this will be a Tell Em Why You Mad THursdays of sorts. You see, in June of this year, i found out that my boyfriend of 7 years had another girlfriend. No, he wasnt man enough to tell me...i found out...by checkin his email. He had been sending her emails talking about how much he loved her and all this other crap. After 7 years of me thinkin it was so hard to let him go, it was the easiest thing to do that Friday night for me. I didnt cry, i just called him up, told him I knew, and hung up the phone. I called my homegirl and we went to Fridays that night. It just seemed so easy to walk away and I have no idea why. After talking to this person everyday for 7 years you'd think there would be some kind of drama involved. But there wasnt. This was the man that i KNEW that I would marry. I had picked out our kids names and everything. If you would have told me that he would have another girlfriend I would have laughed bc it wasnt possible and he would never do that. Boy was I wrong. See, I never put it past him to cheat on me. And i'm pretty sure that he did during the course of our relationship. But if you knew him you would just never imagine him having another girlfriend. i dont know if you understand what im saying but its just that way. I had always been there for him whenever he needed me. I was the one that drove in the snow at 2 am to get him from the club bc he was too drunk to drive...i was the one who went to pick him up from the police station every time he was arrested. And just recently before we broke up i was the one that paid his 350 dollar phone bill...the bill that he had been talkin to his other lil girlfriend on. If thats supposed to be his girl then why didnt she pay it?!

I guess what I'm getting at is that I dont understand why this motherfucker gets to be happy in his new relationship and im the one thats lonely. Why the fuck am i getting the short end of the stick when he cheated on me?! I'm doin shit for him when I'm goin through all this shit with that whole cancer thing and his bitch ass was spending time with her?! Why am i not in a happy, sappy , cute, cuddly, holdin hands in public kind of relationship? Why cant he be lonely? how come i couldnt have got the hint long before he had a chance to break my damn heart? Believe me, if i did, I would have snatched his out his chest and stomped that bitch wit my favorite steve madden pumps. and then smushed it in the ground like I was puttin out a cigarette. Do i sound angry? good...fuck it i am pissed.

And dont give me that shit about how he'll get his bc i dont wanna hear it. I want him to feel it now. I want some shit so fucked up to happen in his relationship that he thinks back to how good he had it. And when it does, i do NOT want to him to come whinin to me bc he chose where he wanted to be. Let that girl (i wanted to type bitch, just so you know) deal with it bc im finally free from a relationship that i shouldve let go of a long time ago.

I know i prolly sound bitter...but this is the result of holding all of this inside. I try not to talk about it to my friends bc they only rehash feelings that i wish would just go away. I just want to be happy with someone yall. Its hard to explain the way that I am bc you dont know me. I am happy with myself but i was lonely before we broke up. I was always lonely with him. I just want someone that appreciates me...and i can appreciate them.

maybe ill elaborate another time. maybe not.


01 October 2008

Just a lil randomness...

OMG i havent posted in 6 days?! WTH is wrong with me? I'm sorry hunnies *kisses everyone on the forehead...2 for Vixen to make her feel special*

Now, where should i begin? Oh...well I'm out of my apartment!! I finally finished movin *ugh! hated it!*....so now im back with my moms...*sigh* but its for the better.

Oh! who is goin to the DC bloggers thing this saturday? Dave, plz leave details in my comments...thx hunnie.

Who watched Man and Wife on MTV last night. Are Scoop and Shonda not the cutest? They are my fave celeb couple...then Dawn and Q....*sigh* when am i gonna find my Q-Scoop? Speakin of that, I had a convo with a girlfriend of mine and we both wonder is guys think that a gurl who approaches them comes off as thirsty (read: deperate). I dont have a problem approaching a guy, but does it send the wrong message? Guys, i seriously need your input on this...plz n thx.

Who heard about that triflin assed woman who adopted 3 lil girls and then chopped up two of them and put their bodies in the freezer? And the dude in KY that has been arrested 1,000 times...literally? Yall know these mafuckaz black right? When the hell did we start doin dumb shit like this?! Shit aint right yall...shit aint right.

Who knows what time wendy williams comes on tv...i wanna DVR it.

To my chicks that read...i need some good books cuz its lookin like its gonna be a long cold lonely einter *cue the violin...lol* i need some books to read!!

We just started doing this thing in my office called Question of the week...I want to include yall!!

This weeks Question: If you could choose another name for yourself, what would it be?

My name would be Natalia.

Answer me Damnit!!!!