Is he really that triflin?!

Ok. So a couple weeks ago, I met a guy at Candy's girlfriends graduation party. he was cute and we exchanged numbers. So, the Tuesday before Christmas he asked me if i wanted to grab a bite to eat at Pentagon City for lunch. I agreed and we met there. Now, he didnt pay for my food (even tho HE invited ME to lunch) but i wasnt trippin. I figured that maybe he just wanted to get a good look at me to make sure i wasnt ugly, since we met in a dark party. We hit it off and decided that we would spend new years eve together.

Now, fast foward through christmas and onto the day before new years eve which i think was a Tuesday. He emails me at work and asks if i wanted to see a movie. I agreed, but by the end of the day i relaized that i hadnt had ANYTHING to eat, so i call him and ask if we can go to dinner. He says that he already made some salisbury steak but that we could go out anyway, I asked him if he was sure and he said yes. So i make my way out to Landover. On the way there we decided that we were going to get Outback. So I arrive at his house and this is where the triflinessocity begins:

Triflinessocity #1:

He opens the door and is still pullin his sweat er over his head, but he's not fast enough for me to NOT see the BIG ASS holes in his tank top. Yes, holes. Like he wrapped a baby tiger in his shirt and it was trying to get free, those kind of holes.

Triflinessocity #2:

I ignore the holes (because as long as they are under your shirt that has nothin to do with me gettin my grub on FOR FREE!!! We walk down the steps and get to the parking lot and he's walkin to my car....and im walkin to his. Im like, what the hell are you doin? I'm not drivin! So he comes over to his car (like i knew he would) adn we are on our way to Outback. Once we get there...

Triflinessocity #3:

He leans into me and says, "oh yeah, i was going to tell you that since i thought we were going to the movies...i only brought 25 dollars."

Ummmm...yeah. So i tell him that I hope he can eat for 25 dollars bc he is payin for his self. And I'm payin for mine. Yall...remember that I hadnt eaten all day so i was too hungry to get as pissed as I would if my stomach was full. We are seated (by this FOINE ass server) and then...

Triflinessocity #4:

He starts embarrassin the SHIT outta me. he proceeds to ask the FOINE ass server how much drinks are. and i dont mean drinks in general...i mean, like several DIFFERENT drinks. Yall, if i was white, i woulda been red. The server is visibly irritated but dude finally settled on a bud light. I order my food and dinner was ok. we talked a while and i almost forgot about how triflin he had been...almost.

We leave the restuarant and we are listenin to Sade' Cherish The Day. He tells me that he plays the bass guitar and that he can play me that song when we got to his house. I said ok, but that i wasnt stayin long bc i hadda work the next day.

when we got to his house, he played the song...but then he goes, "hold on, lemme slip into somethin more comfortable" (i lie to you not, he really said that) and when he pulls his pants down.....

HIS BOXERS HAVE HOLES IN THEM TOO!!!!

I could see ALL his junk. omg. just omg.

I got up and left. and to make the rest of this long story short, I ignored his calls on New Years which prompted him to drunk call me and leave me a funny ass message cussin me out. then Saturday, he texte me and asked me why i wasnt speakin to him and when i responded that he had holes in his boxers his reply was:

Awww girl it was laundry day!

::dead::

pink.

Did you miss me?!

Ok...wait. Please dont cuss me out. I have been ding some internal reflecting. I couldnt blog...i just didnt have it in me. But alot has happened since my last post. Remember the dude that stood me up for dinner at the Cheesecake Factory? I think that we were callin him ReMet...but i have to think of another name bc i dont like that one....*thinkin*...oh bother...i dont know right now. Anyway, we have been talkin and *sigh* I really like him. Of course we had to discuss why he hadnt been callin me and why he had been blowin me off. He said that had lost his job and that he was embarrassed. He didnt know what to say to me so he just didnt call. Which i believe, but i dont agree with. I know that everyone goes through their hard times and im not even the type of girl to be on no shit like that. As long as he is lookin and trying then im ok. We talked about that and he have been speakin everyday for the most part. He says that he is still kinda cautious about me, bc I blew him off before (he also said that because of me, we arent in a relationship now). and I can understand that. Thats why I am planning a nice romantic evening for just me and him on Friday. I wanted to do it on NYE bc thats when we met last year (i thought that weould be cute, lol) but he already has plans and so do i...so Friday it is.

I'm soooo excited! I reserved a room at the Savoy Suites on Wisconsin Ave (for all my DC bloggers) and it has a view overlookin the city. Ima get some Champagne, maybe some strawberries...then im gonna bathe him...oooohwee!! lol...give him a nice loooong massage...you know, cater to my (almost) man and shit lmao! and let him know that i am serious and that i wouldnt try to break his heart. I am going to pick out my lingerie (par of this is for him..the other part is for me. Ive never done somethin like this for anyone and I reallllly reallly want to.)

I hope this goes well and my effort is not for nothing. I dont think it will be though..and i WILL give yall an update. By the way...pix from the xmas party...i will try to post those tonight...as soon as i find my USB cable.

I hope yall had a good Christmas!

pink.

Dinner wit the Ex

Well well...whats there to tell?

NOTHIN.

Why? Bc he never called or texted or nothin. And after his actions and a good conversation with iCandy about it, Im not worried about a friendship with him. It's obvious that he has not changed. I dealt with this type of behavior in the relationship...but the beauty of being single is that i dont have to put up wit that shit anymore..ya dig?

-I just got a text from him saying that something came up...but you knew that something came up last night. you should have said that then. Sorry Charlie...but youre a day late and a dollar short.-
Now if he wants to be friends, great. But that means that he is going to have to put in extra work and i cant say whether i will meet him halfway; it all just depends on which way the wind blows =)

I am very happy with myself. I didnt get worked up or anything. He's not worth it. When i didnt hear from him by 5, I went and got a niiiiice loooong luxuriooooous pedicure. And then I got a phone call from a guy on match.com. We had some cool conversation. I checked out his pick...he aiiiight. The only thing is that he lives in Dumfries,VA. Ummm i know i wanna be in love and all, but ion know if love gon take me that far, right? lmao...plus,for real for real...what's love got to do with it? lol.

After I chatted with him for awhile, I decided to give this guy a call. DOnt ask me why...I just felt like I should. The last time we talked was when he stood me up and I just wanted to know what really happened.

He said that when we "re-met" that he was already involved with someone and he wanted to talk to me but he knew it wasnt fair. So he stopped callin (which is what i did to him earlier in the year). He said that they broke up a couple weeks ago but that he knew he couldnt just call me up and say, "hey! im back!" so he just didnt call.

Anyway, we are both single now. So we'll see what happens. He wants to see me tonight. I have a date with Island Breeze on Thursday and Mr. 20 wants me to come over on Friday. Then I have my party Saturday, so I'll be pretty occupied. Sunday Ima just relax...

I'll catch up wit yall!

Oh yeah! Amber...Red Robin is the bomb dot com...you need to go lol

pink.

Updates!...with pix now!!

OK...so I know I have been slackin. I need to get back in the bloggin rythym (is that how you spell that? i always forget.)

The guy that I had mentioned that I was supposed to go on a date to the cheesecake factory (here)...we never went out. I had told yall that I "remet" him. Wel, to make a loooong story short:

I met him on new years last year on the train. I was comin back from adams morgan (drunk) and i just struck up a convo. He was cool. We started talkin...but i felt like everything was too perfect. He said all the right things and nothing was ever wrong. idk...somethin just seemed off to me so i stopped accepting his phone calls. Fast forward to the beginning of November. I ran into him in Pentagon City and we exchanged numbers. Just to see if things were the same i expressed an interest in him. After he stood me up, I called him a couple of times, he called me acouple of times but i just didnt really feel it and obviously neither did he bc we just stopped callin each other =/.

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The triple date. Never happened. Which im not really mad about bc from his face book profile pic ...i thought he was ugly. But i was gonna take one for the team and still go so that my gurl could meet his cousin and New York could meet the other friend. Well I guess the cousin wasnt interested in Sunshine bc he never replied to the note she sent on facebook. And i never even knew who the friend was that New York was supposed to meet...so whatever on that.

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I also met another guy on facebook...ill give him a name later, if it even gets that far. He's real cool and cute. So on Friday, he asked me would I come see him. Since I had already made up my mind on thursday that there would be no triple date, we made plans to meet up. I took my shower and get dressed and i called him around 830 to let him kno that I was on my way....phone is off. So i'm pissed. Well not really pissed, but agitated bc I had showered and made my face up and shit and his phone was off. So I decided to call up Island Breeze. He's someone I had to pull out the closet and dust off. But i had been lookin at his facebook page and damnit if he wasnt lookin good! lol...so i call him up, make him get outta bed and we head to a pool hall in Silver Spring. Wouldnt you know that a soon as I walked in the place, Ol-cant-answer-my-phone-lookin-boi sends me a text explainin how he was at the wizards game and his phone went dead and he was textin bc he got my message and didnt want me to think that he wasnt pullin no grimy shit. So i told him that I would call him when i left and that maybe i would stop by.

Island Breeze beat me 3 times! I was sooo mad. I'm very competitive. WE're gonna have another date at the bowlin alley when i come back from ohio for thxgvn. I better whip his ass!! lol.

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So i went by facebook boy's (remember that im not naming him yet) His blog name is Mr. 20...Thx Tima lol house and we chilled. He is a cutie pie!!!!! Well...sexy is more like it. But guess what yall!!? He's 20! lol...i told him i felt like an older woman lol. He's very talkative (just like me) and hes mature for his age. I got over there at like 2 and we talked until 730 in the morning! But im not putting nothin into that bc so did me and Johnny Blaze =/

I think thats it as far as updates go. If i missed anything just remind me in my comments...oh! and pictures of each of these guys will be up this evening so check back tonight or tomorrow!

Ciao Bella! Tutti Fruitti!!

pink.

Where the hell is everybody?!

OK...is it just me? Or are the majority of your blog friends MIA? I went to Candy's page...she's takin a break, Tima and Nasha just up and quit, Tom_gurl just named herself a part time blogger...it seems like the only person bloggin on the regular is TM!! And her comment section is lackin responses seriously! Whats goin on? I know that i hae been gone...partially due to not having anything to say and to the fact that i got a new position at my company and i cant blog while im here as much and i dont really get on the computer at home. But thats no excuse...i could blog from my sidekick...i just dont. =/

I think im back now tho. Annnnnnnnd....I have a triple date on Friday!! Me and Sunshine and her friend (i needa think of a name for her, cuz i think shell be mentioned here more frequently...for now shell be..oh wait! i got it!! New York...cuz well, shes from NY! duh!) are going out on a blind date with this guy who sent me a note on facebook. He's bringin his cousin (who is CUTE! yall!!) and some other dude. I almost wished the cousin would have tried to talk to me...he is sooooo fine!!

I know that i said that i wouldnt mention any guys on here til atleast after the first date but its hard! you guys are like fam...so i have to give you the juice!!

I promise to post on monday to tell you how it went. I may get motivated and add pix from the date...or at least just my outfit =/

Sidenote...im thinkn bout shuttin down this blog and startn a new one. There are some people who have made it known that they have read my blog and it makes me more concious about the things that i write here...and i dont like to be cendored damnit!!!

Dont worry...once i change it, comment on your blogs so that you know its me again. And GiGi (my friend who reads the blog but doesnt have one) i'll make sure to give youthe new one too! lol...

Happy Hump day!! (i hate when people say that)

pink.

somethin I thought I would never do

Yo,

As u can see I have taken a slight siesta from bloggin. Wanna kno why?

Because as I reread some old posts I've realized that im becomin the blogger I hate.

You kno the type: the whiny lonely blogger or the my-life-is-so-great blogger.

No one wants to read that shit! People want a happy medium and I can't give yall that. My posts used to have variety...but lately its been the same shit about wantin to date or have a boyfriend or whatever. Im just tired of writin bout the same thing...however since that's all that's goin on in my life....the only option is to not blog =/

I figured I would at least give yall an explanation for my absence...

Oh...and I joined match.com...times is hard.

Pink.

so much for keepin a secret =/

I rarely post on saturdays. But today, I had to.

As I sit in my car in line for the car wash, I got to thinkn bout my current dating situation...which is pretty much non existent. Ok ok so I get it. I may not get a boyfriend for a while. That is ultimately what I want...however im willin to crawl before I walk. So I've settled with just dating. But doesn't dating come with rules or an etiquette worksheet or something?! I mean, why do these niggaz be ackin like we don't expect nothin from them? Idk...maybe we shouldn't. Well shit lemme not speak for yall...

Previously I mentioned that I had a secret. Well the secret was that I had met someone...well technically REmet him but ill blog about that another time. I didn't mention it bc everytime and I do mean EVERYTIME I have blogged about a guy that shit do NOT work. Its like yall be jinxin me!

So I kept it to myself. I said I wasn't gonna mention it til at least after the first date. Well, our first date was SUPPOSED to be on wednesday. We were goin to the cheesecake factory. So as I was gettin my hair done, I sent him a text sayin that I kno that we agreed on 530 but that I thought I was gonna be a lil later than that. He sent back a text sayin that "somethin" came up and that he couldn't make it. Now, its not him cancellin that pissed me off. Well, kinda. But not all the way. It was that he waited til I text him to tell me. U know what rime I text him? 430. So he waited til an hour before to cancel. If I hadn't text him when was he plannin to tell me??

Then when I finally talked to him he suggested monday or tuesday for our makeup date. We'll see if he calls. Bc I can't. I deleted his number.

This sux bc I think that I liked him.

Pink.

Am I Your Girlfriend?

OK...this post aint about me. Why? Because I have nothin to tell...except that Jhony's been callin but for some reason I dont feel like talkin to him..maybe I'll call back today. Who knows? I'm real finnicky like that. Anyways...

So my homegirl has been dating this guy since April. Thats 6 months, in case you couldnt do the math. Now, the are just dating. There is no title or anything. But they have been dating exclusively for these 6 months. Are you with me? Ok, good.

So after 6 months of dating...exclusively...she sends him a text asking the question..."am I your girlfriend." No response. That was Sunday night. Monday, at around 6 pm he calls her and says that he had left his phone over his mans house and that he just got it back...whats up? she asked him if he got her text and he says no. So they finally get into the conversation of wether they are actually together and he says," well, i dont want a girlfriend right now. I'm still broken up over my last two relationships."

TIRE.SCREECH...

what?! What do you mean that you are still broken up over your last two relationships?! What the hell did you think this six months was?!

Those were her thoughts and I totally agree. How do you date someone EXCLUSIVELY for six months and not want a girlfriend? Isnt that like having one just without the title? I dont get it. I think that exgirlfriend thing was a cop out. I dont think that's what it is at all. I just think that he wants to do whatever he wants to do and he wants to keep kcufing her.

So she calls me crying and all upset. Shes confused as to why he would string her along and she feels like shes wasted her time on him. But the thing is, is that she REALLY likes him. My advice to her was to do what she thought was best. because there is no compromise in this situation. Either she sticks around until he's ready for a relationship or she leaves him alone. either way shes not getting what she wants right now.

What do you think? Is he ridiculous? Is she trippin? Is 6 months too long or not long enough? What would you do?

Tell me!

pink.

Death of a Salesman Player

What the hell is wrong witchall?! Yall had the nerve to halfway cuss me out bout not bloggin and then yall raggely asses couldnt even comment on a sistas post?! Yall know yall wrong right? *givin the side eye to Tima, Nasha, Candy, Vixen, Dave, and whoever else I cant remember that usually comments on here*

It's OBVIOUS that my only REAL blog friends are TM and Toya, thanks ladies.

LOL...now that I'm done with that, I say we get to todays post. Yesterday, I mentioned that technology would be the end of the player and I'm right. Think about it. As technology advances, there are less ways to lie, and more ways to get caught up.

Back in the day, there were no cell phones so you couldnt really keep tabs on anyone. Pagers worked to the advantage of players bc they could assign codes to their different chix. Plus, with a pager they could call you at their convenience. Now we have the ability to IM, Text, Call, Voicemail, Snailmail lol...there are all different kinds of ways to catch a player. Not to mention Facebook...oh lord, Facebook could be the destruction of a whole damned relationship! Everybody knows somebody on Facebook. They know when you break up, make up, they know when your relationship is complicated or totally nonexistent....to a player, facebook is prolly the devil. Just the pictures alone will catch a player up on Facebook. Once people start taggin the pix, its a wrap.

Technology is how I caught my douchebag of an ex boyfriend creep creepin. I logged into his Tmobile account and accessed his tmail email account and BAM! information overload...I got the screen name and password to Blackplanet, SinglesMeet, AdultFriendFinder, and...wait for it.... HORNY MATCHES.COM!!! lmao...Yes, this ho has a hornymatches profile. AInt that just nasty? He sexin random chix off the innernets? Which aint make me do difference bc we broke up in June but I stopped kcufing him in February (which has nothin to do with why he cheated bc I found out (via his calendar on his sidekick) that he had been messin wit his new girlfriend since November of last year...anyway, back to waht i was sayin...) plus i BEEN tested and screen for STD's when all the Cancer ish happened, but maybe i should send him a lil text suggestin that he do that, no? On top of all the screen names to his lil nasty pages, i saw the emails that him and his new chick had been sendin back and forth about how they loved each other and missed each other, woo woo whatever *stickin my finger down my throat*. So upon further inspection, I got her work/home address, work/home/cell number, work/personal email and last but not least, her facebook account*. Yes, all that...

So you see how technology can get a nagga found out? Mhmmmm. And I dont play either, cuz just like Anthony Anderson said in Two Can Play That Game, "The CIA...aint got SHIT on a woman wit a plan..."

Remember dat,

pink.

- *Not that I would do anything with it, cuz my name aint Jasmine Sullivan, I'm too grown and classy for mess like that. But I'm sure that him knowin that I have all that info made it a lil hard to sleep the first couple weeks after we broke up...

=)

Reappearing Acts

Well Well. Look who decided to call. Mr. Johnny-on-the-spot. *eyeroll*...mmmmhm. He called last night with his excuse...and askin me could we still get together that night. Now, while I can understand his reason for basically falling off of the face of the earth for 24 hours on Tuesday...there was no way that I was gonna still go out with him. Unt-uh...not gon happen. I told him that I had already made plans (plans to get in my bed, but that aint his bidness). So when I said that, he had the nerve to act all disappointed! But thats his fault bc even tho he was busy taking care of some personal things it takes all of about 15 seconds to compose and send a text (I think that technology will soon be the death of the player). So no matter how busy you were, you're never too busy to send a text saying "Hey Im really super busy 2day but i saw that u called n i cant w8 2 c u 2maro" or some texty shit like that. But he didnt, so bc he didnt...he's been pushed to the back of my (very short) list, lol.

I have to admit tho that I was glad that he called, which makes me mad tho bc, I had just made up my mind that Iwas never calling him again. I even deleted my call log and his number and all of his texts so that it would be impossible to call. Why do guys do that. Its like they have some internal alarm that goes off whenever they think that we are getting over them or on a date or something. Thats when they want to start callin and pullin that "Baby Baby please!" crap.

Anyway, I played it cool. It was a short conversation, he asked when we could get together, I told him that I was off the entire weekend and that we could get together then. He started talkin some shit I aint wanna hear about how he's supposed to get together with his cousins this weekend. So I just told him to let me know once he figured everything out. But he bet not wait til the last minute to call me askin me out the same day cuz that doesnt work for me. You need to call at least 2 days in advance.

He almost had me with the 6 hour sweet talk bullshit but he screwed up so I'm bout to play the effin game.

It's on like Donky Kong bitch!

pink.

The Common Denominator

Okay. So why havent I heard from Johnny Blaze?! Yeah. No phone call no text no nothing. So im sorry Tima...or Nasha, there will be no date post. Why? BC there will be no date. Even if he did call today, that would be a no. You cant not call for 2 days and then magically reappear on date day like you never got missin.

I think that I may have given up TMI. I always do this. I think guys lose interest after i overtly stress the fact that I am NOT havin sex wit just any ol random nigga. I think they figure that they dont have a chance in hell with me so they just stop callin.

Now dont get me wrong...I am not sayin that i think that i should change my mind about makin sexy time...bc that just aint gon happen. I refuse to lower my standards or ignore my wants bc these raggely naggaz cant get with the program. But maybe i need to just chill out on the way that i let them know about it.

I may be wrong (and if there are dude readers here, please feel free to correct me) but i believe that chix who dont give up the goods right away are at a disadvantage to the chickenheads that are passin out the pussy like 10 cent lemonade on a summers day. I mean, think about it. You have two options...someone whose makin you put in work, by this I mean, goin out on dates, talkin on the phone and generally just makin a dmaned effort...then you have someone who does not require any of that. Its just like the old saying goes...why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?!

*sigh* I think my blog name should be Cant Get Right. I mean...i seem to somehow screw up any possible dating situation. And while I know that there is definitely nothin wrong with me...i AM the common denominator in each of these situations. I mean, as much as we would like to think so...it cant be that somethin is wrong wit everyone else, can it?

*sigh again* It's gone be a loooong cold winter...

pink.

I almost made Sexy Time!!

Hey Yall!

I hope everyone had a great weekend! I know youre wondering what this title is all about bc if youve been reading and paying attention then you know that i havent made sexy time (every time you read that you have to say it like borat.)with anyone in 6 months. But this weekend it almost happened. Saturday night I got an invitation for some late night movies and such over my friend *thinkin of blog name...* SEMIPRO's house. We'll call him that cuz he plays semipro football for two leagues in the DMV. Now me and semipro have had a lil somethin somethin goin on before but it never went anywhere bc he was kinda sorta talkin to some gurl and he was so busy between his night work schedule, football, and recording his CD. I felt like i didnt fit in with all his extra curricular activities and i dont play second to any chick. so needless to say we stopped hangin out altogether. About 2 weeks ago, he hit me on fac.ebook just to say hey and then here we are at Saturday night. Now at first, i wasnt gonna go. I had been workin my part time job and i was just tired. But my mom was all like "its Saturday night and you're 22, there's no reason why you need to be in the house!" So i showered and went over there. Let me just say now that this man is the CHOCOLATENESS!!! he is so sexy! he has one deep dimple in his right cheek and his smile is sooooo pretty!! Anyway *my apologies to the dudes that read* we were chillin on the couch watchin TV all cuddled up and stuff. At about 2 am I am no longer able to hold my eyes open and there was no way that I was going home at that time (he lives in laurel and i live in waldorf) so he asked if i wanted to lay down. *sidenote: he has the most comfortable bed! its one of those joints that conform to your body *sigh** so we get in the bed and i fall RIGHT to sleep. I mean knocked out kinda sleep. In the midle of the morning i feel this nagga tryin it! like, he is seriously tryna get some while im sleep!! lmao so im like...semipro! what the hell are you doin?? and he says..."shhhh." what?! did this fool just "shhh" me while he's tryna get some while IM SLEEP?! Mind you this happens EVERYTIME i spend the night...but we always end up havin sex. This time i was just like, "nah, im not havin sex right now....and you arent supposed to be either (he's tryin to maintain his celibacy since he's been saved) and he's like "you're right" so he just snuggles up behind me and we go back to sleep. i didnt wake up til about 1030. We talked football and he wanted to make me breakfast but i couldnt chill like that without my teeth bein brushed so i bounced lol. On the way home i replayed everything in my head and it occured to me that i havent been missing sex...ive been missing BUN TIME. I dont know if this is going to continue between me and him but i hope so...i really like him and i think that he likes me too. idk...i guess that well see. yall know ima keep yall posted!

Hey wait before you go...does anybody read Renaissance Black Woman?! She made her page private and i would like to read...i guess thats if she invites me too =/

adios!

pink.

Planning the Company Christmas Party...and I NEED A DATE!!

Hello everybody!! Thank you for your questions. I had fun answering them and I'm sure alot of you didnt think I would be so honest but I dont know yall! lmao...also, it brought out one lurker...please everyone give a warm welcome to Jaycee!! *waits while everyone claps* Maybe I'll do another post like that in the future, what yall think?

Anyway...so I'm planning the company Christmas party. I love Company parties and dread them at the same time bc I always wait til the last minute to get my dress and stuff. I'll have an idea in my head about how i wanna look, and then all of a sudden its the week before the party and i end up wearing somehting else. But i plan to get started early this year...however I dont know what color to wear, what style dress to get or even where to get it from. I dont want to wear black bc all the women who think they are fat (which is majority of the company) are gonna be wearing black. I need to stand out in the sea of 300 people. My fave color is hot pink but is that appropriate? I also like green, turquoise, orange, gold, coral and brown...but are those t0o bright? Lawd please just give me a sign! I'm lost! lol.

And...I need a freakin date. I have a little more than 2 months to meet someone that I like enough to let accompany me to this here event. The only problem is, 2 months isnt a long time to get to know someone. I mean, what if he gets drunk and embarrasses the hell outta me?! I dont wanna have to beat no ones ass in front of my co workers yall. Where am i gonna meet this man thats tall dark and handsome and looks sexy in a suit?! oh god the pressure *holding my head*...idk yall. Ima have to put my DC Bloggin Homegirls (that means you..Candy, Tima, Nasha, and TM) on Operation: Find Pink a Christmas Party Date/Future Husband...otherwise known from here on as Operation: FPACPD/FH...well idk if thats simple enough but yall know what im talkin bout. Yeah, I'm serious. Yall need to get to work...I'll be asking for status every Friday until the party...someone please come through...cousins, uncles, brothers and friends of families are fine...but i would prefer someone without a criminal record...kay?

i need a drink. =/

pink.

Why Can't There Be A Happy Medium?!

Hello Lovelies! It's Wednesday!! We have two more days to go before the holiday weekend. I love holiday weekends by the way! I even have a calender in my cubicle of all of the up coming holidays, lol. Do yall realize that we havent had a 3 day weekend since the beginning of July?! Im definitely tryna do this one up.

Anyway, todays post is about the random men in my life. These men are so crazy. i know that you are prolly thinkin that if i have a bunch (mmmmm...somewhere around 7 or 8) of men tryna talk to me then why dont i have a damned boyfriend? Well, bc they are crazy i tell you! They fit into like 3 categories: The ones who wanna wife me...tomorrow, the ones who dont know what they want, and the ones who are grown assed men but have no intention on really settling down anytime soon but still wanna talk to me when they know i'm not for that "playin second to another chick" shit (that last one was long lol, but accurate).

The ones who wanna wife me...tomorrow: These are the ones who really blow me. I mean they have all the qualities that i would like in a husband but they want to do shit like move in together, make babies, and have joint bank accounts and shit. And they want it NOW! One dude hung up on me yesterday bc he said that after he told me how he felt about me, i havent made a decision or i havent said anything about the way i feel. Well, maybe thats bc i dont feel a special way right now. We havent been anywhere or spent any time together other than me stoppin by his house and sittin on the steps with him for a couple hours. DUDE! you havent put in any work!! Plus, he always wants me to come see him....he's never been to my house...NOT ONCE! Besides, hangin up on me just got you a one way ticket to lose-my-fuckin-number-ville...i dont play that shit. There is another guy that i met on new years and we talked for like 2 months....everything was perfect. I mean almost too good to be true. And thats exactly how i started feelin. i just felt like somethin wasnt right. After the first week he was tryna get me to meet his daughter, which i was not comfortable wit bc i dont think that its a good idea to introduce children to random people in your life. Then he started askin me if i had thought about movin in with him...WHAT?! At that point i just cut him off. he called me EVERYDAY, more than several times a day, then he started leavin weird creepy messages, so i just never answered another one of his calls again.

The ones who dont know what they want: These are the ones that are all over you one minute and then get missin for like 4 days out of no where. Now ill admit, that when i like someone i like them alot. but once you piss me off one too many times, i get bored with them and its damn near impossible to get me to feel the way i did in the beginning...Island Breeze fell into this category a long time ago. Check my blog...he hasnt been mentioned in a while lol. He's just too wishy washy for me. I dont even really remember when he stopped mattering to me, prolly when he told me that i was girlfriend material and that he wanted to be with me...but he didnt wanna make it officail until October...yea ok...bc i'm really gonna wait [ S A R C A S T I C F A C E ]

The ones who are grown assed men but have no intention on really settling down anytime soon but still wanna talk to me when they know i'm not for that "playin second to another chick" shit: Omigod i hate them. and they prolly hate me too. You know why? Bc I wont give up the panty drawz. That's all they want. None of these fools in the category that i have listed get the panty drawz but this group definitely does not stand a chance. Im not interested in the wham-bam-thank-you-mam or the fuck'n'chuck thing. and if i was it would be on MY terms. These are the ones that are cool to chill wit but its guaranteed that they are gonna try and get-in-them-drawz-and-tear-dat-ass-up at some point during the hangout. they have random girls callin all the time with ringtones like lollipop by weezy or i was gettin some head by shauna

-(lmao...one time along time ago me and this dude where gettin it in and his phone rang with that Shauna ringtone and thats not what made me mad bc we had an FWB arrangement. What pissed me off was that he tried to tell me it was his mom...yea, bc im really gonna believe that =/)-

but dont understand why my goods are on CLANK CLANK! lockdown. I dont do second place honey, its either just me or not me at all...you WILL NOT straddle the fence, sorry =/

They drives me crazy i tell youz.

pink.

What I Mean Is...

Damn I aint get no love on yesterdays post!! lmao. Anyway...i reread my post from yesterday and the part where i said that i needed some mucho exellente sex action stuck out to me. you see, last night while i was at work Island Breeze texted me and said that he thought that i needed something and that he had it for me. That i would really Really REALLY enjoy it and all this other stuff. That right there let me know he was talkin nasty and that also let me know that he is definitely readin everyday (even tho he said he changed his mind about readin my blog). It kind of irritated me bc i clearly specified in my post that not just anyone would be gettin that treatment. And as of right now...he is just anyone. so i am going to fully explain what i mean when i say i want some sex.

I dont mean just sex. i can get that from anywhere. As a matter of fact i can name about 5 guys that i know want the goods. They are not gettin them bc either they dont have the entire package or i havent gotten to know them. You see, what im lookin for is someone who i can laugh and joke with but also be serious with. Someone who i am totally comfortable to do anything with. Someone who is openminded, doesnt always like to hear themselves talk about...themselves and someone who understands that while i like you and enjoy spendin time with you, i work 14 hour days, 70 hour weeks and sometimes i just dont fuckin feel like bein bothered. is that so wrong?

Im not askin that they make $60,000 a year...or that they be ready to get married next tuesday. Just a chill ass person that i can chill in the house wit, or go to the stripclub or whatever it is that we decide that we are into. Its nice to be held at night and snuggled when its stormin...you want that shit to you just dont wanna say it!

While im on this rant tho, please do not underestimate the power of some good dick. That shit works wonders for a stressful day. Yep. I think ima start handin out applications or somethin lol cuz this is serious. You'll like me...i promise! If you do your part, I make bomb ass club sandwhiches after a good sex session...just thought i'd let you know that.

pink.

Cheap Date or Creative Romantic?

Hello Good People!

No side notes about random songs at the begininning of this post (i couldnt think of one.) I kinda sorta maybe stole this post from the Very Smart Brothas (by the way i loooooves their site. Its a very helpful guide to the male mind).

Anway, I am am very flexible when it comes to dating. We can go to a park and chill (as long as it isnt a crackhead ridden drug infested park), or we can go out to eat. I really am not the kinda chick to want the guy to spend alot of money...bc when it comes time for me to pay he can best believe I aint takin his ass here.

I like those dates they go on on the dating shows. They do fun stuff like salsa lessons, and make pottery ( i always wanted to do that like on Ghost lol) those seem inexpensive and creative. Just bc a man spends 120 dollars on a date doesnt mean anything. Unless he pays with cash, then he's prolly just runnin up his already ski high credit card bill. And if he doesnt pay it on time then his credit will be bad and then when its time for yall to buy your house you wont be able to (you like how you went from the first date to buyin a house right?) and if he does pay in cash then he might be a drug dealer cuz...who carries cash like that nowadays?! i kid i kid. Anyway...all of this is to ask you fine ladies what you consider a cheap date or if it really even matters?

I have a half day today so im chillin...

pink.

Crraazzzy....Deraaaaanged

Good Morning!

I took this title from a Martin Lawrence stand up of the same title. Last Sunday i happen to run into a guy that i went to school with. I hadnt seen him since the last day of sixth grade, so we exchanged numbers promised to call and all that. I was really excited that i rhad seen him, i thought maybe we could date and stuff. you know, nothin serious (im still really feelin island breeze). So he came by Thursday night and as soon as he opened his damned mouth i was ready for him to leave. He was just so negative. Everyone had wronged him, his father beat him. his mother was poor...yadda ya...blah blah. I just couldnt believe it. He even told me how he used to fight when he was younger and how he had almost killed someone (or somethin like that...do i believe that shit...hell no.) OMG...he even said he was like a black Robin Hood..stealin from white people to give to the black people in the hood [blank.stare]. no bullshit...he said that. WTF is wrong with you?!?!? That is what i was shouting in my head. Then he had the nerve to ask if i was feelin him. WHAT?!?! No. All i feel is drained. from you and your drama and baggage. I dont have that and i dont feel the need to bring that into my blessed life. I guess underneath that anger he is a sweet guy. He said that he was lonely. awwwww. but i can see why. no one in their sane mind would deal with that. So i avoided him all weekend and yesterday i finally called him (i would avoid him altogether but my pt job is in the same mall as his job and he knows where i work) and heeres how the conversation went:

him: hey, i thought you didnt wanna talk to me no more...you werent returnin my calls or nothin.
me: i told you that it was gonna be a busy weekend with Carnival and all.
him: yea well i aint know it was gonna be that busy.
me: *rollin my eyes* well it was.
him: well i really wished that i could have spent sometime there with you...you know a couple hours something.
me: i told you on thursday that you couldnt go. its a girl thing...you dont bring sand to the beach. you just dont.
him: i understand.
me: *breathing hard....rolling my eyes* ok.
him: *inaudible mumble* man people just doin me wrong man...broken promises...*i think i stopped listen at this point bc i dont really remember what he said*
me: right.
him: hold on...
he goes into some liquor store or gas station and brings a drink to the register...
cashier: 3.27 please.
him: THREE DOLLARS AND TWENTY SEVEN CENTS?! oh i aint know it was that much...na na ill put that joint back...just ring me up for this. *i have no idea what "this" is...im guess an ice tea or somethin*
cashier: *snatches drink i think* other drink is 2.07
him: *kirkin out* AWW HELL NAW...YOU GON RESPECK ME! IM A GROWN MAN IN HERE...YOU GON RESPECK ME! AND ACTUALLY I WAS GONNA PUT THAT DRINK BACK BUT YOU WANNA SNATCH SHIT!
*At this point im makin the "ooookaaaaay" face bc i dont know what else to do...
him: aight im back....sorry bout that.
me: ur good *this is said in the im not amused voice*
him: whats wrong wit you? you bein all short.
me: i told you i was tired. its been a long weekend.
him: yea you did. well i guess ill just talk to you tomorrow or somethin...i really wanna spend some time with you...
me: yea ok. ill let you know what my schedules lookin like...
him: aight...ill be thinkin bout you..
me: *chuckle* aight.

end conversation.

I called me homegurl and told her what had just happened and we both came to the conclusion that i need to just tell him upfront that i cant deal with him bein so negative. he brings my mood down everytime i talked to him *oh shit! he just called...lemme tell him how i feel and ill get at yall later*

pray for me...AND HIM!

pink.

The Dating Game

Hey Yall!

It is wednesday so that means that its almost friday....and THAT means that DC Carnival is upon us!!! How mad am i that i have to work tonight and cant go to Crossroads to "get on bad" with EVERY fine Trini man in the club *pokes out lip and crosses arms*? Oh well. Friday night ill be spending with the sexiness that is my Brandiiwine!! Thats my boo since like 7th grade. And then were gettin up Saturday...gettin sessy and meetin up with the rest of our girls (i think theres gonna be like 6 of us) and headin to Georgia Ave for the fine men and festivities!! Cant wait! Thats like the one day you can be scandalous (dont gimme that look TM...i wont be touchin random butts...i dont think lol) and no one cares. Simply put Carnival is the shit!!

anyway...where was i headed with this post? Oh yeah! Now that i am definitely single, I have been dating and stuff (which ive never really done) and it aint that bad! Now, although im not lookin for a bf, id rather just chill with one person. just be cool you know? we can go hang out and do stuff and talk. and when you have one person you already know who to call to bun up and watch a movie with when its stormin outside (thats buntime weather in case you didnt know). you dont have to scroll through the rolodex like hmmmm....alvin? na he work at night....andre...nope. dont really feel like bunnin wit him....brandon....maybe and blah blah so on and so forth. The one thing i DO like about dating is that you always have somethin to do. and ever since me and the douche bag that is my ex have broken up-like no bullshit, the VERY next day- i had 3 dates lined up. THREE! I went on one last night and i had soooooo much fun!! hes as silly as i am, easy to talk to, and nice to look at lol! sike but seriously hes really cool.

I am supposed to go on another one on sunday. i dont know what we are gonna do. all i know is that hes a pisces and so am i. that means there should never be a quiet moment cuz all the pisces i know will talk a hole in your head! i like to do fun stuff on dates tho like shooting ranges....strip clubs (we could save that for a date sometime after the first lol)...salsa dancin lessons and stuff like that. i hope this other guy isnt boring. cuz hell get cut outta the line up before he even really gets started! i really like the guy i went out with last night...well call him....
*thinkin*
*thinkin sommore*
Island Breeze (doesnt that sound like an air freshner lol) Hes from Trnindad *melting as i think of the accent* and hes like a breath of fresh air....so i think that will be his name. but anyway...Island Breeze has a leg up on this other dude (no....he doesnt get a name yet) so, other dude better get his act together!

Mr. Chocolate Marine didnt make the cut =(...whatever. hes one of those wishy washy moody virgo types *read: just like douchebag ex* he was callin all the time and then all of a sudden he stopped. hit me wit the: oh im busy right now...wahwahhwahahawhah. negro plz. and no...we hadnt sexed yet so it wasnt a hit and run. hell, maybe i was takin too long to give up the panty drawz. His sister emailed me today tho. she likes me alot and be invitin me to random stuff with his family. im like helllllooooooo! i havent even met your family and in case you didnt know me and him are not talkin anymore.
shes like: well yall not beefin right?

what shes doin is tryna find out what the deal is between me and him. if we were still talkin, then i wouldnt have said anything. but since we arent i just said:

no we arent beefin. we just havent talked in a while. he said he was busy so i gave him space. but we arent mad at each other or nothin.

her: oh. well ill talk to my brother but youre always welcome to come out with the family yadda yadda.

ummmm how awkward would that be? so what if i do go to this party...and then what if he shows up with some random hoodrat/round-the-way-filet? what happens then. no thank you. ill just keep my black tail right were it is. anyway, i think im just rambling...so ill stop now.

Have a good wednesday!!!!

pink.