lil boy: Aight Shawty, Ima holla at chu (starts walkin outta my store)
me: Did that lil nigga just call me 'shawty'?! Boy Ima grown assed woman!
lil boy: And you still wouldnt know what to do with this!!
What the hell was that?!?! Did i get sonned by an eighteen year old high schooler who was askin for money for new football uniforms?! He has no idea how old I am and thats the way he decides to approach me? By the way he was tryna holla cuz that aint the first time he been in my store talkin all fresh. I was honestly in shock! I know that i am only 22 but honey im a grown 22. I live alone, drive my own car, pay my own bills and work TWO jobs. What the hell would make you think that i would go for that wack ass game?! Do i look like a low budget PG broad to you? Hell no.
I told my boss about it and he talkin bout some "whats the problem?!" The problem is that i dont want no damned tenderoni! What the hell we gon do wit his lil McDonalds paycheck (if he even works)? He gon say well, you could show him a few things...turn him into a man. Honey, i'd do stuff to that lil boy he aint even seen in his fathers pornos...okaaay?! He barely got a mustache on his upper lip and he tombout: You wouldnt know what to do wit this. I'll put you over my knee and beat that fresh ass!
I need someone that can hold a conversation. not some just outta puberty child. If you asked him what cunnilingus and fellatio were he'd prolly scrath his barely there beard and tell you he thought they learned about them in history or somethin dumb like that. Boy bang! Get the hell on somewheres...
I guess thats just how he was raised!
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Girl...this is wat the world is coming to, a bunch of broke ass niggas, that want sumtin for nothin. And guess wat they raisin more broke as lil disrespectful, snotnose niggas. Talkin bout Ill see you shawty, "is that line suppose to make me wanna get down?".
Side note- I was at work today and as soon as a get there this man gonna come sit right next to me. "Um excuse me, its like 20 other seats in hear". Do you think I wanted to be bothered, HELL NO, like most niggas his age, he aint got shit I want
That is too funny. The fact that you are out asking for money for a football team disqualifies you from spitting any game.
girlllllllllllll...no good. i cant believe he said you wouldn't know what to do with that. he must not know who you are! boy these youngsters, i tell you!
thats what im sayin. these lil boys n girls are off the chain. THere needs to be an intervention...and fast!!
lol.. I like yor blog already. These young dudes are funny to me. I guess i was like that at some point. Don't worry he will grow out of it.
Nothing wrong with teaching him a lil something though, he can't learn everything from pornos.
@ Dave....im sure you werent like that. you prolly learned your game from them old skool playas...and if i teach him somethin what the hell am i gettin outta the deal except for a chewed up clit cuz he cant eat it right?!
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